Re: [TruthTalk] Dave uses Socratic Method of Teaching LDS doctrine on TT

[Dave Hansen]

DAVEH:   Have you never heard the cliche.......to make big bucks, you need to spend big bucks?   Perhaps your fortunes would change if you were properly attired, Terry.  Think of how attractive you will be to your (especially female) customers if you wear a leather pair of trousers and perhaps leather shirt.  The posh smell of a good quality set of leathers will mask the foul oder of all that oils and metal that permeates every crevice of your dusty shop. Nothing says class like a nice set of leathers to improve your image, eh!  Customers will consider you upscale, and hasten to empty their wallets into the wagon in which you will be using to haul their offerings to the bank.  Just how can you go wrong when dressed to the 9s in a spiffy set of leathers, Terry!!!     BTW....I must warn you to exercise extreme caution when wearing our leathers near ladies other than your wife, as they are often strongly attracted to the animal magnetism of leather covered cads such as I envision you to be after ordering a custom set of our leathers.  Who knows what havoc your persona will generate with all those young writhe bodies ooooooohing and aaaaaaahing over your leather clad physique!  In short Terry, a set of our leathers is going to make you simply irresistible!     So.....Let me offer assistance in your quest to become more successful.  I can build you a set of leathers that will help you achieve your full potential, and give you the air of confidence you so richly deserve if you will just let me, Terry.  I look forward to receiving your impending order and am anxious to point you in the direction of financial success!   (And Terry.....Please don't forget to enclose a big check with initial your order, as it will only speed you on your journey to large financial rewards.)     Also....Since this is obviously a work related expense, ordering an expensive set of leathers from me will greatly lesson your tax liability, which in effect is how successful businessmen (such as yourself!) let the government make them wealthy.  Every buck you send me, will surely be rewarded by fewer dollars you will be flushing down the federal toilet.  What can be sweeter.....You get what you want, and government pays you to do it!  Wow!....who would be so foolish as not to let Uncle Sam assist them in becoming a wealthy taxpayer!  Just imagine....this can be a win-win-win situation for all of us.  Hurry Terry....rush your order (and deposit) to me right away, before the government comes to their senses and closes this loophole that is now only available to independent businessmen like yourself!  Even your wife will appreciate your wisdom in improving both your personal appearance AND providing her a source of wealth beyond her wildest dreams when she married you.  Ahhhhhhhhhh Terry.....for a modest (say $5000 or so) deposit, success is within your grasp!!! Terry Clifton wrote: I am still waiting for the ones with big bucks to show up. ==================================== Dave Hansen wrote: DAVEH:   And....those who spend the big bucks with you, bless you the most!    :-$ Terry Clifton wrote: Everyone who comes to my shop is a blessing.. Some bless me by coming in.  Others bless me by leaving. -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave Hansen [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.langlitz.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you wish to receive things I find interesting, I maintain six email lists... JOKESTER, OPINIONS, LDS, STUFF, MOTORCYCLE and CLIPS. -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave Hansen [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.langlitz.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you wish to receive things I find interesting, I maintain six email lists... JOKESTER, OPINIONS, LDS, STUFF, MOTORCYCLE and CLIPS.