It appears as though Dean isn't the only one hallucinating about this Daveh, the following are quotes and prophecies by Joseph Smith taken from a Christian Apologetics site; sounds to me as though JS himself was the delusional one.
 
Joseph Smith said that there are men living on the moon who dress like Quakers and live to be nearly 1000 years old. Since he was wrong about the moon, is it safe to trust him regarding the way to Heaven? (The Young Woman's Journal, Vol. 3, pages 263-264. See reprint in Mormonism -- Shadow or Reality? by Jerald and Sandra Tanner, page 4.)
 

Joseph Smith boasted that he did more than Jesus to keep a church together.
      "God is in the still small voice. In all these affidavits, indictments, it is all of the devil--all corruption. Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on the top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet . . . " (History of the Church, Vol. 6, p. 408-409).  Click here to see this quote in context.

Joseph Smith said the Book of Mormon was more correct than the Bible.
    
"I told the brethren that the Book of Mormon was the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religion, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book."  (History of the Church, Vol. 4, page 461)

Joseph Smith made a false prophecy (one of several).
      ". . .I prophesy in the name of the Lord God of Israel, unless the United States redress the wrongs committed upon the Saints in the state of Missouri and punish the crimes committed by her officers that in a few years the government will be utterly overthrown and wasted, and there will not be so much as a potsherd left . . . " (History of the Church, Vol. 5, p. 394.)  Click here to see this quote in context.

 
 
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 00:20:53 -0700 Dave Hansen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

DAVEH:   The proof is in the pudding, Dean.  JS did not claim to see 6'2" Quakers on the moon.  Nor did he claim there were 6'4" Quakers on the moon.  Nor did he claim there were 7' Quakers on the moon.  Those were apparently all figments of your imagination, Dean.  If you were not hallucinating to come up with all those misquotes, then were do you get your numbers?

Dean Moore wrote:

cd: By the way -You are claiming I have hallucinations now. DaveH I am not
the one seeing 6'2" men dressed as Quakers on the moon quacking at people
as they journey back from vacation on their way home to the sun (rushing to
get there before dark).By the way the7' quakers are on the dark side of the
moon. How far will you go to defend your Lord J.Smith-what's next me going
into convulsions?

  

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