before I shoot my TV. Okay ... Liza but is flat. Maybe if they had swapped outfits and put Liza in the traditional black beaded thing and Rosie in white instead.
Alec Baldwin pies Conan in a gag that feels 80 years old. And now Rosie tap dances with kids on Lawrence Welk's grave. Plus some people who likely were on America's Got Talent. Now at the Alec Baldwin Special Guest Door: Jane Krakowski, who's doing a striptease while giving everyone in the audience Crest White Strips. We are now 20 minutes in and I have yet to laugh once. Clay Aiken is allegedly skipping the 1st act of Spamalot to do Rosie Live and let his understudy go on in his place. It seems both Clay and Rosie are both Ga..briel Byrne fans. Uh huh, and Ellen was Le..banese. Where are my bullets? Ne-Yo is performing a 4 minute ringtone. Nancy Grace and Kathy Griffin as Nancy Grace. The joke would seem to be that Rosie is doing a LIVE show. How unlike 24 hour news. Rosie hears the NBC chimes doorbell before it rings. New running gag which began with Baldwin... Harry Connick Jr. also talks directly into Rosie's cleavage microphone. Hula hoop artists, a breakdancer spinning on his head, and a couple chicks riding Segway scooters and a trick roper and his lasso. The act's theme is "we wish we were only on 45 seconds like Conan." And now the Trump Joke, in a Policewoman Rosie and Urinetown's Little Sally bit. Also the Sarah Palin joke. And a line that I don't think is true: "Didn't I see you on Celebrity Fit Club?" "No." "I didn't think so." I thought I read she was on the show to congratulate "Ross the Intern" on his success. Anyway. Alanis Morrisette sings one of Enya and/or Dido's leftovers. Standup comedy from Gloria Estefan who can't read her own cue cards or remember either of her jokes. And now dancers in giant food costumes ... and Rachel Ray. WOW THIS SUCKED. I paid $19.95 for a DVD of "The Rosie O'Donnell Show" Season 1 highlights from the Home Shopping Network. God I miss that show. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Like TV only smarter. You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
