On Thu, Jan 1, 2009 at 6:10 PM, PGage <[email protected]> wrote:

> Well, it is all I can do to stomach one of these NY Eve programs, I
> don't think I could have survived two of them in one year (unless in
> exchange I skipped all of them next year).

My friends came up with a fun hypothetical last night. If you had a
gun with one bullet, and you could shoot either Ryan Seacrest or
Carson Daly (with no penalty in this or any other life), who would you
shoot (these are the sorts of intellectual discussions one has when
one starts drinking around 1pm and continues well into the new year,
and should in no way be taken as a genuine threat against either
Seacrest or Daly, neither of whom are worth the cost of a bullet)? We
didn't think to include Kathy Griffin in the hypothetical, though we
came close to adding Kelly Pickler. I seem to recall Pickler was an
American Idol reject, so it is no surprise that she doesn't know how a
microphone works. In the future, could someone tell Ms. Pickler she
doesn't need to scream into a microphone... that it is more sensitive
(or at least works better in crowds) than one's ears covered by a
big-assed hairdo?

By the way, if anyone knows the name of the fiddle/tambourine player
who accompanied Taylor Swift, please let me know. She presently ranks
alongside Mairead "Celtic Woman" Nesbitt as the hottest fiddler on the
planet.
-- 
Kevin M. (Pickler... than what'll I do with 'er?)

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