The Remote Patrol for Tuesday, February 11, 2009 by Thomas Allen Heald, $50 and time served All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY The Soup's Joel McHale played __________ in college. A) A cadaver on America's Most Wanted B) Football C) Footsie D) Hamlet E) Tenor Sax The correct answer will hit all the right notes (in the wrong key) tomorrow.. --- 8 p.m. "AMERICAN IDOL" (Fox) announces the top however many! 9 p.m. Presidents, historians, playwrights and pundits go "LOOKING FOR LINCOLN" (PBS). "INSIDE THE NFL" (Showtime) AKA Queer as Football. It's indie folk singer songwriter night on "SPECTACLE: ELVIS COSTELLO WITH ..." (Sundance) as the big E chats up and sings with Jakob Dylan and She & Him AKA Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward, and Jenny Lewis. 10 p.m. Sam thinks that being abducted by aliens might end his "LIFE ON MARS" (ABC). Only if you're canceled. The "TOP CHEF" (Bravo) gang cooks a "last supper." Take eat. This wine has a nice body. Julia Ormond guests on "CSI: NY" (CBS) with a yellow light on human trafficking. Me, i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. "WHAT ANIMALS THINK" (Discovery): you should stop doing karaoke. Patty attempts to try the current case in the media on "DAMAGES" (FX). Octuplets vs. A-Rod, how stimulating. Did the army kill a war widow for protesting? "LAW & ORDER" (NBC) takes the case. However, they're not the only detectives on the prowl. 10:30 p.m. "The Daily Show" spins off "IMPORTANT THINGS WITH DEMETRI MARTIN" (Comedy Central). --- TALK SHOW DEATHMATCH * Dave raps with Joaquin Phoenix, 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Bar Refaeli, and Anthony Hamilton. * Jay judges Amy Adams, Paula Abdul, Dierks Bentley. * Craig is and not to is with Steve Coogan and Connie Britton. * Conan prepares to pass the torch to Jimmy Fallon and Rose Byrne. TONIGHT'S WINNER: Jay. QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS As of Tuesday night, how many episodes have aired of "American Idol"? 282 AKA 281 too many. --- But the conversation has just begun, add your own suggestions or discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list or at tvornottv.net. "The Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2008 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ TV or Not TV .... Smart (TV) People on Ice! You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
