Lame and off-topic, but I still read it and had a good laugh. Pass me
one of those Kit Kats.

On Aug 7, 10:13 am, Andrew Badera <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, Aug 7, 2009 at 10:09 AM, Dewald Pretorius <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > New York, August 7th, 2009: Convenience stores from around the world
> > have reported a massive jump in Kit Kat sales during the shutdown of
> > the Twitter API, after Twitter experienced the denial-of-service
> > attack on Thursday, August 6th, 2009.
>
> > Anxious developers, who are running independent services that rely on
> > the Twitter API, have been taking frequent breaks from chewing their
> > nails, tearing their hair out, and watching their services come to a
> > grinding halt, and have been relying solely on the calming break-
> > taking magic of Kit Kat to soothe their frayed nerves.
>
> > One developer, who preferred to remain anonymous due to the sudden
> > increase in the size of his bank overdraft, told our reporter that he
> > had commandeered the neighborhood kids to form a human chain between
> > his study and the convenience store, so that the Kit Kats he required
> > for his frequent breaks could be supplied without interruption.
>
> > Even though some conspiracy theorists immediately alluded to a
> > collusion between Twitter and the makers of Kit Kat, our
> > investigations could not uncover any truth to that rumor.
>
> > Normal patrons of convenience stores are cautioned to send to the
> > front of the line any raggedy looking person that mumbles in PHP or
> > Perl, and whose fingernails are chewed into the raw flesh.
>
> > PS. This is an obligatory satire warning.
>
> Lame and offtopic. Save this for your friends.

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