Dear Neighbors: There seems to be a big problem in our neighborhood regarding trash cans being stolen. In an effort to assist my neighbors, I am announcing that I am starting a business venture in selling used trash cans in our neighborhood. No longer will you have to drive all the way to Home Depot or other establishments and waste your money no new trash cans. I have accumulated a large and diverse supply of used ones, some of which already have addresses written on them. If you are lucky enough to have an address that is in our current inventory, we can also save you the time and trouble of personalizing your own. I also offer a discount on used trash cans that are emblazoned with an address other than yours. If we do not have the sort of trash can you are looking for, it does not normally take more than a few days to add one to our inventory that conforms to your specific needs. I am looking forward to working with you to help make our neighborhood a cleaner, neater place. Sincerely, Matt
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Tancredi, Sue M. Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 4:11 PM To: Kyle Cassidy; [email protected] Subject: RE: [UC] My jerk neighbors we have trash cans (with our address all over them) stolen ALL THE TIME! my husband keeps buying these smaller trash cans for his shop, and they get stolen as soon as he puts them out. in fact, two weeks ago, someone dumped the trash out of the small one and stole it. and it had only been sitting outside a few hours. those small ones are hot. and then, after that they took the garbage, on the same day, someone stole the big ones. we are moving to VT and my husband says he can't wait to see the reaction when he tells people there that our garbage cans were constantly stolen in philly. i hated guillanni, but this is what he meant when he talked about all those small quality of life crimes that adversely impact life in the city. -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Kyle Cassidy Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 3:50 PM To: [email protected] Subject: [UC] My jerk neighbors So ... You may remember that last month someone swiped the last of my trash cans -- emblazoned with my address. It had been taken a couple times before and I'd always found it in front of some neighbors house, stuffed with trash six days before trash day, but last month it seems to have gone far enough from home it couldn't find it's way back. Anyway, I went down to home depot and got two more. I was keeping these inside until trash day but the smell and the inconvenience, you know ... Anyway, I left them out by the side of the house on Tuesday and sure enough, one of them's was carted off last night. Am I the only one this happens to?????? Foolishly, I hadn't had time to paint my address on these. So I guess you could try and say it was my own fault. Gah.
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