Scrunch the Cat could use a new litterbox. Ya got a trash can that could double as a poo receptacle?
---- Original message ---- >Date: Fri, 08 Apr 2005 17:26:38 -0400 >From: "J. Matthew Wolfe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: RE: [UC] My jerk neighbors >To: "'Tancredi, Sue M.'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "'Kyle Cassidy'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, <[email protected]> > >Dear Neighbors: > >There seems to be a big problem in our neighborhood regarding trash cans >being stolen. In an effort to assist my neighbors, I am announcing that I >am starting a business venture in selling used trash cans in our >neighborhood. > >No longer will you have to drive all the way to Home Depot or other >establishments and waste your money no new trash cans. > >I have accumulated a large and diverse supply of used ones, some of which >already have addresses written on them. If you are lucky enough to have an >address that is in our current inventory, we can also save you the time and >trouble of personalizing your own. I also offer a discount on used trash >cans that are emblazoned with an address other than yours. > >If we do not have the sort of trash can you are looking for, it does not >normally take more than a few days to add one to our inventory that conforms >to your specific needs. > >I am looking forward to working with you to help make our neighborhood a >cleaner, neater place. > >Sincerely, > >Matt > >-----Original Message----- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Tancredi, Sue M. >Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 4:11 PM >To: Kyle Cassidy; [email protected] >Subject: RE: [UC] My jerk neighbors > > >we have trash cans (with our address all over them) stolen ALL THE TIME! my >husband keeps buying these smaller trash cans for his shop, and they get >stolen as soon as he puts them out. in fact, two weeks ago, someone dumped >the trash out of the small one and stole it. and it had only been sitting >outside a few hours. those small ones are hot. and then, after that they >took the garbage, on the same day, someone stole the big ones. >we are moving to VT and my husband says he can't wait to see the reaction >when he tells people there that our garbage cans were constantly stolen in >philly. i hated guillanni, but this is what he meant when he talked about >all those small quality of life crimes that adversely impact life in the >city. > >-----Original Message----- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Kyle Cassidy >Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 3:50 PM >To: [email protected] >Subject: [UC] My jerk neighbors > > > >So ... You may remember that last month someone swiped the last of my trash >cans -- emblazoned with my address. It had been taken a couple times before >and I'd always found it in front of some neighbors house, stuffed with trash >six days before trash day, but last month it seems to have gone far enough >from home it couldn't find it's way back. Anyway, I went down to home depot >and got two more. I was keeping these inside until trash day but the smell >and the inconvenience, you know ... Anyway, I left them out by the side of >the house on Tuesday and sure enough, one of them's was carted off last >night. > >Am I the only one this happens to?????? > >Foolishly, I hadn't had time to paint my address on these. So I guess you >could try and say it was my own fault. > >Gah. > >________________ >winmail.dat (8k bytes) Susan Jacobson Assistant Professor Dept. of Broadcasting & Telecom Temple University http://countlessstories.com [EMAIL PROTECTED] ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
