Ross,
I am sorry but we do have secret rules. Many of them. They are chiefly secret
because we forgot where we put them and are trying to find them.
I am unfortunately out of the Black Fungus of Persia at the moment because I
blew my fungus money on mailing 400 copies of the newsletter instead, so park
planning aficionados could get their fix on time, and I haven't gotten
reimbursed yet.
We are currently considering a proposal to change the name of Clark Park to
"Lincoln Financial Park." We are not at liberty to disclose the name of the
other party to the negotiations at this time. But the resulting revenue, we
feel, could fund a continuous flow of information about the Recreation Dept.'s
capital improvement plans into every household in University City, three days a
week, whether they like it or not. If they don't have a computer and don't read
the paper and are too feeble to visit the park's bulletin board, we'll tape
planning documents to a brick and heave the brick through their window. As
often as it takes.
But bricks are expensive, so we're going to need corporate backing. I think
it's worth it, though, because nothing in life is more important than park
planning.
-- Tony West
----- Original Message -----
From: Ross Bender
On 1/13/07, Anthony West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
True, but it is required, by a rule passed at a Membership Meeting in 2003,
that FoCP contact the UC Review. So FoCP regularly sends press releases to the
UC Review announcing its Membership Meetings and Board Meetings.
DUDE!!! Don't start telling me you really do have SECRET RULES that you don't
publish in the bylaws. I mean, those bylaws are so bleeping detailed (9 pages)
that if there really is a UC Review Rule why isn't it even hinted at???? Are
you messing with my mind or what?
Now who's smoking the Black Fungus of Persia???????
Exasperated,
--
Ross Bender
http://rossbender.org/mutate2.html
