"the REAL neighborhood scandal, which is obviously the unsanctionable 
harvesting of organs going on in the local Abbraccio restaurant, if you can 
call it a restaurant. ..."

Ross,
Yet more unsubstantiated (and as usual, untrue) allegations!  Once again your 
daily medicinal Shirley Temples, and the excessive use of the IPod, have 
rattled those little grey cells, and you managed (once again) to ignore basic 
facts.  
This is the respect we get?  Just think all we've done for you to enhance your 
reputation (rescuing it from the depths of just a few short years ago).  We 
have worked hard to restore your credibility, including creating a salad in 
your honor:
The "Rosso, Bianco e Verde"
which of course translates into:
"The White man named Ross is Green with envy because he didn't think of this 
salad first, because he was too busy making up lies about Abbraccio."
For the record:  we have never harvested any body organs at Abbraccio without a 
duly signed consent form.  
Roger

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