On 6/19/07, Kyle Cassidy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
They may catch them at the liquor store purchasing a bottle of Pernod with a Slurpee cup full of change..... I'm trying to imagine the interrogation down at the Roundhouse:
Cop 1: Where'd ya go to college, kid? Suspect: College? What college? I'm a high school dropout. Cop 1: Look kid, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. I'm gonna ask you one more time, Where'd ya go to college?" Suspect: <snarls> School of hard knocks, my good gendarme. Cop 1: Oh, you speaks French, does ya? Where'd ya learn yer French?? Suspect: <spits> I seen it in a movie. Cop 1: Don't suppose you learned it at Oberlin, maybe? Or Cornell? Suspect: Never heard of 'em. Cop 1: Like I said, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. <enter Cop 2. Loud smacking noises> Cop 2: Never went to college, huh? What's this dirty old diploma we found in yer ditty bag? Says "Harvard, Ph.D, 1997". Wanna explain that? Suspect: I was awarded an honorary doctorate. -- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org
