Please don't take this article too seriously it's full of sarcasm and irony.
A world full of idiots and sometimes brilliants people like the people
on this very list.
Michael Bay is the bad director of trash like Transformer and Perl Harbor.
The only talent of Michael Bay is filming explosions and moving action.
about the simplistic American audience :
The same thing could be said about Canada and Europe, the intellectual
cowards that never want to get their hands dirty.
Waiting for Americans to save their asses. And they will have to do it
again soon to save you from the Islamist jihad.
Europe is so full of principles and moral, letting the Nazi drink their
wine as a good gentlemen gesture.
Until one day they wake up knee deep in trouble. Trouble they pretended
does not exist until they have a knives up their throat.
Go ahead Europe pretend that your people being beaten and raped is just
a cultural exchange.
Canada giving moral lessons to the Americans, common, there is not even
freedom of speech in Canada.
Television in here is a one way communist brainwashing, at least in USA
there is at minimum 2 point of view on tv and radio.
My definition of communism is: government is good and shut up or we will
send you to prison if you don't agree.
Here in Canada we produce 98% of boring movies for boring Canadian people.
And in my province of Quebec all movies have pissing, shitting,
menstruating, masturbation and abortion scenes (and I am no joking, all
of them, always).
In Quebec all men in movies are cowards and stupid while all women are
intelligent, strong and feminist.
And look at the quebecois movie goers : pathetic anti-american,
anti-english speaking loosers.
Typical movies produced in Quebec :
-They failed at the end, no victory
-Must contain some more or less subtle communist ideology
($$$environent$$$ would be the same)
-Must not have any form of special effects
-No guns, because only bad people use guns.
-Women are fat-ugly as hell (because it look more real)
-Actors are also ugly (no shower for weeks)
-The image quality must be the lowest possible with film grain as big as
snow
-Violence is psychological
-Must contain a close up of a dead animal with a stupid reflection on
life and death.
Then the artist community are all in awe that our inferior nation of
Quebec does better movies than the evil Americans with all their money.
The truth is that now I only watch American movies. Tired of all the
intellectual bullshit, need some simple violence to solve problems.
Funny fact about people from Quebec : the only taboo in Quebec is money.
Making money is a sin. Speaking english is also a taboo.
Thats why I am persecuted by one of my teacher at school (yes i am now
studying Industrial Drawing), because I dare understand English.
In my province a pedophile tv star will not go to jail nor be punished
at all if he is a separatist, but if a federalist dare to say something
on radio he will lose everything forever.
So even if my own place is filled with idiots, that does not mean there
is not a minority of brilliant people hiding from the "well intentioned
idiots".
My point is that the masses (everywhere in the world) are driven by
simple and basic needs reflected by the simplicity of movies.
And when a movie needs to satisfy everyone, you need to lower the standards.
James Cameron knew this and made a simple plot but surrounded by a
complex untold story scattered around (story of the Pandora's world).
Producers are grotesque people with bad taste (did someone says ugly j),
but directors need them to finance their movies.
Producers know that love story bring a more idealist audience (a more
feminine one) while tits and action will attract Joe the plumber.
Guys like us doing CG with a passion for cinema are a minority. And we
are the only one understanding fully their work.
The more simple and stupid a religion/sect is, the more member it will get.
Well, this is not true. Ok so not in the case of a religion because
there are exceptions.
I said that American audience is stupid, but when compared to the other
part of the world they don't look so bad.
American audience like to win at the end of the movie, the bad guy get
punished. The hero will get laid at the end, but we won't see that (sex
is evil, violence is good).
Anyway, soon there will be a global government takeover lead by a god
named Obama, yes the United Nations will take power (helped by fake
$global$ $warming$ and $climate$ $change$$$$).
We will all be slaves to the new world order. Obama is destroying the
last beacon of light on this earth by destroying the American Constitution.
Soon we will be all the same nation soon Wow I am going too far. : )
I am Canadian and I consider myself as an right-wing confederate
American, I have nothing in common with Canadians.
Hope someone enjoyed this yet an other stupid "elucubration" by me
Good night.
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Ho, by the way I have put RS7 on my Christmas list but nothing.
As soon as my credit card is empty, I will move.
Now doing 3D again with CombadZ/Air and I am proud of it.
Jean-Sebastien Perron
www.NeuroWorld.ws
Zaug wrote:
Jean-Sebastien Perron wrote:
Dialogs are sometimes over simplistic and childish (remember this
movie is mostly for an American audience used to Michael Bay movies).
I do not even know who Michael Bay is (perhaps I am just too simple),
but glad to know your opinion of Americans.
Yes, it is true, me included, an entire country of clinical morons
just sitting around wondering what to do with all of our free time.
Good thing there are movies like this for us to go see and geniuses
like you to explain them.
CheerZ!,
Zaug
