On 6/1/05, Frank W. Zammetti <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Wow, so *this* is what it's like being the parent of Rosemary's baby!
> 
> I wonder if there has ever been a more OT thread?
> 
> Allow me to summarize all the salient points, and perhaps this thread
> can die peacefully...

Not that fast ;)

> (8) The German version of Outlook is stupid because to us Americans it
> looks like everyone is talking about Root Beer all the time (Review the
> thread... review the thread...)

The Russian version of Oulook Express 3.0... no, it was MS Mail then,
had the same icons as American version. And a lot of people were
staring at this red half-sliced read can on a stick without any idea
what that was. Some even thought this was a yellow-haired red postal
parrot, sitting on a pole. I wonder what did Swedes, Germans and other
Europeans think about that image. Why? Because in many european
countries including Russia, the mailbox is a rectangular box, usually
blue or yellow or white, with a mailslot and words "POST" (sometimes
"Royal Post") on it. What were they drinking in Redmond, drawing a red
bird on a toolbutton?
 
> (11) Most of you apparently went to school in the Alps because it seems
> to have snowed a lot and been very uneven ground.  And you did funny
> things with news periodicals.

And with abacus too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abacus#Russian_abacus
 
> (12) Struts 1.3 uses the CoR pattern.  Or maybe it's the IoC pattern.
> Or maybe it's the RTFM pattern.  Could be the WtF pattern.  No one
> knows. (That's another joke... geez, if I have to tell you that I'm
> really not doing a good job, am I?!?)

Hey Frank, the jokes are funny enough without "it is a joke" note :)
If someone cannot get it and get offended, well... maybe he gets it
next time :)

> (14) C is such a lousy language that NOBODY would EVER use it.  Sorry
> Linus, I guess that whole kernel thing of yours was a big mistake.
> Ditto for Windows.

Windows was actually written in Pascal first. Should stay that way.

> (15) Everyone has an opinion,  No one is afraid to use it.  This,
> interestingly enough, is the exact opposite of nuclear weapons: few have
> them, everyone is afraid to use them!

There is one sacred use: against aliens (not from Mexico or Canada,
but from outer space). Just watched "Independence Day" yesterday. For
the first time. Big mistake of me, but aliens made a bigger one.
"Er... honey... take care of yourself, will you?" Caboom! The Earth is
saved, radioactive meteors make a colourful fireworks.

Is it not Friday yet?

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