I cannot but show my discomfiture at the enduring importance given to this –er 
–re non-issue. Americans must be the laughing stock of anyone who speaks other 
languages. None have this “problem.” European languages, except English, are 
(more or less) phonetic, and many other languages do not bather writing vowels 
in the first place, let along the silent ones like the irritating “e.” This 
debate is an American specialty as other English speaking countries including 
such as India use –re or do not care. Slavic languages, for example, have 6 or 
7 ways to spell the name. This smear on American reputation as a 
get-things-done-country could be ignored if it was not one of the reasons for 
the failure of the Metric Board to get the changeover going back in the 1970s. 
That mole hill issue on the Himalayan scale of metricating a country should 
have been treated as follows:

 

“Mr. Chairman, I would like us to decide the issue of spelling …”

A reply:

“Mr. Irritant, you or anyone else can spell it anyway you want. Let’s move to 
the next item on the agenda - a review of the report on structural steel sizes 
and deadlines the steal industry propose.”

(A subcommittee reports.)

Etc.

 

It is a reflection on the poor quality of the Board members that they would let 
themselves be occupied by such a triviality. It is also a reflection on this 
Forum, that there are people on it still insisting on spelling one way or 
another knowing well what harm treating that issue as Y/N caused. As if there 
were no other words in the American English that can be spelled more than one 
way. 

Stan Jakuba

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