Your sentence of forty lashes will be delivered with an egg noodle...
MK
--- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> To the list,
>
> I have a confession to make. I read about DonO's heroic refusal of
> a
> princely portion of poached salmon with a slight amount of dismay.
> I am
> obviously proud of Mr.O...who COULDN'T be after such a brave
> refusal of the
> temptations of Sultry Salmo salar...such a noble man he is, to be
> sure.
>
> No - wonderful fans of fishing fun and co-laborers in the struggle
> to
> promote ethical practices world wide....I must confess that it is I
> who have
> sinned.
>
> It was not a plate piled with portly parts of a poached salmon
> which induced
> me down the dark path of despair...it was a poached egg.
> Alas...'tis true.
> Within the past several months I have dined not once but thrice on
> such a
> delicacy...and I must come clean. I offer myself to you, comrades,
> to bring
> me to justice. I must offer special apologies to our brethren
> (note that I
> use this term in a non-gender specific manner...I am in no way
> trying to
> promote the long standing views held by patriarchal societies
> everywhere...I
> want everyone to know that I am NOT being sexist by using
> "brethren" as a
> pronoun to specify "all of you people"...no....for future
> reference, when I
> say brethren I mean "males AND chicks"....)....anyway....special
> apologies
> to our brethren in the United Kingdom as the Ovums of Illegal
> Origin in
> question came from YOUR chickens. I have notified the British
> Embassy here
> and they assure me that they are looking into extradition
> procedures.
>
> Perhaps in the future I will be able to measure up to the moral
> stature
> which DonO has so masterfully displayed, nay...that which he
> invokes with
> his mere presence.
>
> Until then...I must place myself at your collective mercy.
>
> Chris
>
>
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