Speaking of all of this.... I remember a joke, granted, I remember it vaguely, so I'll try to hack it out as best I can.
State Game Officials in Alaska do their best to warn people about the dangers of being in the wilderness with bears. Game officials are teaching people methods of avoiding bears including wearing bells on their shoes and carrying pepper spray and recognizing the bear's feces as bear matter and a sign to avoid the area. Scientists say that black bear feces is small and in a relatively little cluster, composed of berries and other organic matter, and Grizzly bear feces is rather larger, composed of small bells and smelling like pepper spray. Cheers! don
