Grizzly bear feces is rather larger, composed of small
bells and smelling like pepper spray.
As I spend little time smelling feces and lots of time fishing, I vote for a hooded skunk in the rear of the vest. Have a ripcord to release said critter and allow one's self to be sprayed if the bear does not. Something tells me even a griz will opt for a snarl and retreat after smelling one of you. <g> Keep a liberal amout of Campbell's Tomato Juice, Rose's Lime Juice, Worstershire, Tabasco Sauce, pepper and limes back at camp to calm your nerves. Either bathe in it or drink it with some vodka.
Murf
