Re: [VFB] TEXANS...

[IronBlueDunn]

I love Texas and  Texans.  My daughter and both my grandchildren live there, my grandson being a native born Texan.

Our local zoo recently got a mountain lion from Texas that was approaching starvation.  He had been eating nothing but Texans for years.  The problem was, when he caught a Texan, he would shriek and scare the #@!^%& out of him, then pounce on him and knock the wind out of him.  After that, there was nothing left but boots and belt buckles - not very nourishing.

Bob VanAmburg
Kearney, NE
"So much water, so little time"