You know what a cowboy hat, resting on a set of cowboy boots with a big leather belt (with the requisite mongo buckle on it), sitting in the corner is???
A Texan with the S*** kicked outta him.... ;^�
Mark
At 03:44 PM 1/1/2003 -0600, you wrote:
From one Old Fart to another - Yeah, Dennis. You ain't lived till you have feel manure squishing between your toes. That's what happens when a barefoot TEXAN kicks the S*** out of a Yankee from Mizzou. :-) ;-) :-P :-D
Your turn - LOL
JIMMY D
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Dennis Hammett wrote:
At 11:40 AM 1/1/2003 EST, you wrote: The problem was, when he caught a Texan, he would shriek and scare the--
#@!^%& out of him, then pounce on him and knock the wind out of him. After
that, there was nothing left but boots and belt buckles - not very
nourishing.
Which brings to mind the adage that the only difference between Texans and
the rest of the US is that the rest of us have the manure on the outside of
the boots.
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