1) Burial expenses for a native texan are inexpensive
as once an enema (about $75.00 at the physician's
office) is performed, the carcass can be deposited
into a recycled "Buster Brown" box for proper burial.

2) If bull$#!t was white they'd probably be decent
snowskiers. As it stands they are really good
conversation for people in Aspen, Vail, etc.

3) Of course deer hunting is easy when you are perched
30 feet up in a tree stand over a barrel of corn
hoping to shoot something about the size of a large
dog. (The texas Javelina, on the other hand, I must
admit sounds much more sporting.)


In jest,
DJ


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