"Two fly fishermen were standing back to back about thirty feet apart and completely oblivious of each other. One was a University of Texas grad and the other a grad of Texas A&M, also known as an Aggie. Suddenly, in perfect motion, they hooked each other's fly on the back cast and on the forward cast felt a tremendous tug on their lines. Thinking they had hung a bush, they flipped their rods back and forth trying to loosen their flies. The "bushes" pulled back. Consider their amazement when they turned and found that they'd hooked each other's fly. Exasperated, the UT guy said ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ." The Aggie just grinned and said ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "
I'll leave it up to ya'll to fill in the blanks of the quote. Send it to me, (on list or off - your preference - after all it's fishing related, right?), and I'll publish the winner's name and what you said on the Lists and the winner will also receive a jar of my HOTTERN-HELL KOSHER DILL GARLIC ANAHEIM /HABANERO PICKLES OR a jar of my ANAHEIM/HABANERO PEPPER SAUCE. Your choice. I have other milder pickles and pepper sauce also.
Keep in mind that Aggie jokes are legend in Texas. Very similar to the dumb pollack jokes we used to hear. No offense to any Poles on the list. LOL.
Have Fun!
JIMMY D
Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, Texas Fish & Game, VP Chapter Affairs GRTU, FFF
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