[VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY

[Jimmy D. Moore]

" If you've fished all day without any success,  here's a bit of advice.  Cast your fly out as you normally would and then wade to the bank, lay your rod down on the bank, head to the weeds, etc. and take a "whiz".  When you return, if your rod is gone, you'll know that you hooked a biggun. If your rod is trying to go, you have a fish on line.  If it's just lying there doing nothing, repeat the process. If that doesn't work, take a sip from your flask.  If that doesn't work, take another sip.  You still might not get a trout, but after a few more sips, you won't give a damn!"


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Jimmy D. Moore

 



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Jimmy D. Moore - Retired Scout Executive, BSA,  Moderator Fly Fishing 
World Email List, TOWA, VFB, HCFF, GRTU, FFF, NAFC - Life Member. 
Contributor - Texas Fish & Game Magazine. Outdoor Humor Writer. 
Author of "MOON HOLLER MISFITS" ©  Click URL below for info.

http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html

"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a 
fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to a Quarterback."

Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004]
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