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You might be a renegade VFB'er if............ You have worn out three
printers, printing fly patterns, Chuck
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Sent: Sunday, July 02, 2006 9:37 AM
Subject: [VFB] You Might be a Renegade
VFB'er If . . .
Many of you are out fishing these days. As a result, the
list is pretty dead because of you guys who are fortunate enough to live near
a trout stream or have taken vacation near one. Of course, all of us don't
fish for trout exclusively, like Deb and Jerry G and Dr. Dimento and Mark
Delaney. Then there's some of us who don't get to fish much due to physical
limitations. SO, here's something to BRIGHTEN your day. Many of
you have seen it before, but it is one of my favorite creations that I did for
the VFB several years ago. It's titled, YOU MIGHT BE A
RENEGADE VFB'er IF . . . I'm sure you could add several more to the list.
GIVE IT A TRY!
CHEERS,
JIMMY D
1. You
send "double posts" to the list.
2. You let people know you're available
for a "Chat"
3. Your name is DonO, Chuck, Deb, Nic, Rodney, Buggs, Nanook,
Jester, etc. . . .
4. You forget which fly swaps you're in.
5. You
know what ROTFLMAO means.
6. You forget to send postage with your swap
flies.
7. You always add your 2 cents worth to a controversial "thread".
8. You give "Atta Boys" more than five times a day.
9. You call'em as
you see'em and some that you don't see.
10.You think that DonO's flies are
ugly.
11.You don't believe in Catch and Release..
12.You've never
received a personal post from Henk or Hans.
13.You try to revive the
threads on furled leaders or "spine vs Spline".
14.You check into the chat
room as Byard, but you're not Byard!
15.You check into the chat room as
Heather, Darlene, or other strange female name.
16.You gripe about too
many VFB emails.
17.Your name is Bart or Matt or Rick, or Mike.
18.You
still use your baitcasting rod and reel.
19.You fish with live worms
20.You own a bass boat.
21.You think that Keith's last name is Piss
ant, not Passant!
22.You screwed up in translating English to German for
Rene.
23.You think Paul Marriner is a sea captain.
24.You think Allan
is a Fish.
25.And lastly, Byard has reprimanded you!
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Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, half-assed Texan and collector of classic bamboo fly rods and classic golf clubs
Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", ©
JIMMY D's Fly Fishing Website http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/
JIMMY D'S Classic & Antique Golf Club Site
http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/rayadoclassicgolfclubs
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"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback."
Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004]
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