Then I am definitely a Renegade - I am working on my FORTH printer right now. Of course, one of them was taken out of service by an upgrade.
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Joe Fusco, Sr.
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Joe Fusco, Sr.
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You might be a renegade VFB'er if............ You have worn out three printers, printing fly patterns, Chuck----- Original Message -----From: Jimmy D. MooreSent: Sunday, July 02, 2006 9:37 AMSubject: [VFB] You Might be a Renegade VFB'er If . . .Many of you are out fishing these days. As a result, the list is pretty dead because of you guys who are fortunate enough to live near a trout stream or have taken vacation near one. Of course, all of us don't fish for trout exclusively, like Deb and Jerry G and Dr. Dimento and Mark Delaney. Then there's some of us who don't get to fish much due to physical limitations. SO, here's something to BRIGHTEN your day. Many of you have seen it before, but it is one of my favorite creations that I did for the VFB several years ago. It's titled, YOU MIGHT BE A RENEGADE VFB'er IF . . . I'm sure you could add several more to the list. GIVE IT A TRY!
CHEERS,
JIMMY D
1. You send "double posts" to the list.
2. You let people know you're available for a "Chat"
3. Your name is DonO, Chuck, Deb, Nic, Rodney, Buggs, Nanook, Jester, etc. . . .
4. You forget which fly swaps you're in.
5. You know what ROTFLMAO means.
6. You forget to send postage with your swap flies.
7. You always add your 2 cents worth to a controversial "thread".
8. You give "Atta Boys" more than five times a day.
9. You call'em as you see'em and some that you don't see.
10.You think that DonO's flies are ugly.
11.You don't believe in Catch and Release..
12.You've never received a personal post from Henk or Hans.
13.You try to revive the threads on furled leaders or "spine vs Spline".
14.You check into the chat room as Byard, but you're not Byard!
15.You check into the chat room as Heather, Darlene, or other strange female name.
16.You gripe about too many VFB emails.
17.Your name is Bart or Matt or Rick, or Mike.
18.You still use your baitcasting rod and reel.
19.You fish with live worms
20.You own a bass boat.
21.You think that Keith's last name is Piss ant, not Passant!
22.You screwed up in translating English to German for Rene.
23.You think Paul Marriner is a sea captain.
24.You think Allan is a Fish.
25.And lastly, Byard has reprimanded you!-- ************************ ><((((((((º> ******************************* Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, half-assed Texan and collector of classic bamboo fly rods and classic golf clubsAuthor - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", © JIMMY D's Fly Fishing Website http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/ JIMMY D'S Classic & Antique Golf Club Site http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/rayadoclassicgolfclubs ******************************************************************** "Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback." Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004] ************************ <º))))))))>< ******************************
