Battery shapes

[RC Macaulay]

Howdy Vorts..   Reviewing the various battery ideas mentioned I see no mention of the importance of the shape, culture and environment of this amazing device.    In it's its most elementary form the watermelon is the ideal of all batteries. It is not only a battery it is contains an onboard computer, a complex chemical laboratory, filtering system and a DNA recognition ability. But Alas! Like humans, they are  not immune to various diseases, mostly black stem rot, etc.   The seeds are positioned for electro-chemical stimulation of the sugars.. except for the seedless variety( never sweet like seeded melons).  Over near Dime Box Texas, the melons are shaped differerent from the Teneha, Timpson, BoBo and Blair( all due respect to music by Tex Ritter)  towns of deep east Texas.   A watermelon is as close to OU as anything produced in JLN's lab.    Hmmm! Wonder if Peggy Lee and Tex Ritter even made a duet?   Richard