> A watermelon is as close to OU as anything produced in JLN's lab.

Don't know about that, but the reciprocal may well be true. The guy doesn't 
know how to measure electric power for one thing, he multiplies average current 
by average voltage!

Michel

(Jones let me know if you got this post)

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "RC Macaulay" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, June 05, 2006 2:19 PM
Subject: Battery shapes


Howdy Vorts..

Reviewing the various battery ideas mentioned I see no mention of the 
importance of the shape, culture and environment of this amazing device.

 In it's its most elementary form the watermelon is the ideal of all batteries. 
It is not only a battery it is contains an onboard computer, a complex chemical 
laboratory, filtering system and a DNA recognition ability. But Alas! Like 
humans, they are  not immune to various diseases, mostly black stem rot, etc.

The seeds are positioned for electro-chemical stimulation of the sugars.. 
except for the seedless variety( never sweet like seeded melons).  Over near 
Dime Box Texas, the melons are shaped differerent from the Teneha, Timpson, 
BoBo and Blair( all due respect to music by Tex Ritter)  towns of deep east 
Texas.

A watermelon is as close to OU as anything produced in JLN's lab.

 Hmmm! Wonder if Peggy Lee and Tex Ritter even made a duet?

Richard



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