[We interrupt this program for the following Public Service Announcement.]

I just made an appointment to see a doctor.  This note is to let people
know why, with the thought that it might stimulate a few of you other
gents to do the same.

A coworker of mine, whom I will call Fred, was a very senior programmer;
most would say he was brilliant, well known in the field (at least on
the East Coast), and he was an all around Good Guy as well, well liked
by all; what's more, he was a rather good bridge player.  And about two
weeks ago, while setting up the barbeque, he dropped dead of a massive
heart attack.  He will be sorely missed, by family, friends, and coworkers.

And it turns out Fred hadn't been to see a doctor in *15* *years*.  Just
kept putting it off, I guess.

Now it happens that heart attacks usually give some warning signs in the
form of high blood lipid levels and/or high blood pressure, and five
minutes after sitting down with a doctor, there's a very good chance
Fred would have been diagnosed as having a heart problem.  What's more,
things have changed since 1850, when the probability of benefiting from
an encounter with a doctor was something less than 50%.  These days,
there are actually quite a few things doctors can successfully treat,
and that includes some forms of heart disease.  And even many stubborn
middle aged dudes who won't exercise or change their diets can be
helped, at least somewhat, by modern drugs.

If Fred had been to a doctor, there's a pretty good chance he'd have
lived long enough to retire.

If you haven't been to a doctor, is it possible you have a problem you
don't know about, but which a doctor could diagnose?  Sure!  And you
can't tell unless you go.  And what's more, consider this:  Even if you
go to a doctor, you *still* can ignore what he says, if you don't happen
to like it -- so, it's a no-lose proposition!

Errr.... actually, that last one isn't quite right; sometimes you don't
get a choice.  I had another coworker, many years ago, who went to a
doctor because he was feeling a little short of breath. He was on a
business trip at the time, IIRC, when he started feeling kind of poorly.
 Doctor diagnosed it as a collapsed lung.  In that particular case, they
wouldn't let him go home -- it was straight off to the hospital with him
so they could do whatever it is they do for a collapsed lung (put a
patch on the puncture and pump it up? -- not sure).

Anyhow we don't need any sudden deaths on this list.  And I *know* a lot
of you guys are well into the "heart attack years".  So, if any of you
freethinkers have been putting off your annual checkups for the last 10
or 20 years, I'd like to suggest you think a bit about Fred.

[We now return you to our regular programming.]

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