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On Sun, Apr 4, 2010 at 5:43 PM, Jed Rothwell <[email protected]> wrote: > Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future > See: > http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm > QUOTE: > A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in > Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a > strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to > prevent the LHC from destroying the world. > > The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a > milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain > Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for > the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. > > Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him > rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his > 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender . . . > - Jed >
