Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in
Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a
strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to
prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a
milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain
Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for
the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him
rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his
'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender . . .

- Jed

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