Cool, Jed. This amazing event was reported a full three days ago, on
the first. And yet we are only hearing about it now. Shows how slow
the media can be, when something of this magnitude happens.
Can't run the LHC without Mountain Dew! Obviously, Pepsico outbid
Coca-Cola, it's disgusting how media can be manipulated by these
crass corporations who care nothing about truth, justice and Jello(TM).
They tell me I should get my check within a month or so.
At 05:43 PM 4/4/2010, you wrote:
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
See:
<http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm>http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm
QUOTE:
A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in
Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi
Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back
in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this
week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping
supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He
also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.
Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards
spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking
for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled
a kitchen blender . . .
- Jed
