On Sun, Oct 20, 2013 at 10:58 AM, Jones Beene <[email protected]> wrote:
> Actually there are probably a few of us here on Vortex who would personally > volunteer for this … well, in a few years, Porgie. Porgy and Mudhead in High School Madness from Don't Crush the Dwarf Hand Me the Pliers by The Firesign Theater Announcer 1: This is U.T.V. - for you, the viewer Announcer 2: The Howl of the Wolf movie Woo.. Woo... Wooooof Announcer 2: Presenting honest stories of working people as told by rich Hollywood stars Woo.. Woo... Wooooof Announcer 3: This morning's wacky feature - Porgy and Mudhead in High School Madness with Dave Casman as Porgy and Joe Bergman as Mudhead SONG: Porgy Tirebiter! He's a spy and a girl delighter, Orgie Firefighter! He's just a student like you. If you're looking for a Captain of the Ringball Team, You can bet he won't be there. You'll find him pa-popping off at Pop's Sodium Shoppe, Tr-trailing a red, with red hair. Doobie doo-wah... Porgy Tirebiter! Just a student like you! Porgy: Like me?! Just a student like you! Father: Stop singing and finish your homework! Just a student like you! ooooooooooo... Mother: Adolf come and get it! Your clamcakes are getting damp. Father: 10 - 4 Eleanor [Door Slam and Footsteps] Father: Whew! Defoliating a victory garden certainly works up an appetite. Mother: You sit down, father, and dig right in. Father: That's right! This afternoon I'll be able to start digging the pit. If I can get any work out of that boy of yours I can have the bunker finished by election day. Where is Porgy anyway? Mother: He's up in his room, helping Porcelin make the bed. Porcelin: Oh Porgy, Oh my, oh my, oh my! Mother: Porgy... Porgy Tirebiter! Porgy: Co.. eh... Coming mother! Mother: He's so good with the servants, Fred. Father: Stop calling me Fred. My name's Adolph. [Footsteps] Porgy: Bombs away, Dad. Morning, Mom. Mother: Morning, son. Porgy: Oh, hot dog! Groat cakes again. Heavy on the 30 weight, Mom. Father: Don't, don't eat with your hand, son. Use your entrenching tool. Porgy: Ah, Gee, Dad. I'm just trying to save time. It isn't everyday a guy graduates from high school. Father: Ha ha ha! How many times have I heard that before... Mother: Well you boys fight it out among yourselves. Father: Ok mother! [Sounds of a Fist Fight] <more>
