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wbmutbb-digest Saturday, January 29 2000 Volume 02 : Number 032
Topics in this issue:
Oops...the rest of the story.
Do You Know Andy? computer software
Re:Frank Morgan
Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #31
Trivia
Lonely Deputy Blues
marathon
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Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 11:00:46 -0500
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Oops...the rest of the story.
Yes I'm a woman-lovin' de-pu-ty, a one wo-man-guy
And when I am without her, I'm so loney I could cry
(Barney does a little dance step with the broom, his head bobs as the
guitar plays, he pulls that top strand of hair down between his eyes,
dips the microphone (broom) and starts again this time deeper voice)
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
I'm stuck here at the jail
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
I don't hold nooo grudge
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
But I should be watchin TV with my lady...
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Holdin hands and Eatin' cashew fudge,
cause, I'm a woman-lovin' de-put-y, a one woman-man
I ain't no Frank Sinatra, But I do the best I can
Yes I'm a woman-lovin' de-put-y, a one wo-man-guy
And when I am without her, I'm so loney I could cry
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Whatever it takes to please her...
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Yah, She knows that I'll do-it
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
I even put up my dukes once...
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
To take on Big Ole Jeff Pru-itt,
cause, I'm a woman-lovin' dep-u-ty, a one woman-man
I ain't no Frank Sinatra, But I do the best I can
Yes I'm a woman-lovin' dep-u-ty, a one wo-man-guy
And when I am without her, I'm so loney I could cry
(Barney's hair is all messed up now, he is scooting across the room
in big strides as he spins around the broom flails his head back
and continues)
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Now Andy's got Miss Crump
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
When she ain't-a teachin'
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Miss Rosemary was my first girl in town
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
When I'd walk her every Sun--day to Preachin'
Even then, I was a woman-lovin' dep-u-ty, a one woman-man
I ain't no dark Rock Hudson, But I do the best I can
Yes I'm a woman-lovin' dep-u-ty, a one wo-man-guy
And when I am without her, I'm so loney I could cry
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Now if I was in the dark with Thelma Lou
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Oh, Nothing could be finer
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Her smootches can't be beat
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Unless its Jua-nit-a at the Diner
but I gotta be a woman-lovin' dep-u-ty, a one woman-man
I ain't no Franky Avalon, But I do the best I can
Yes I'm a woman-lovin' dep-u-ty, a one wo-man-guy
And when I am without her, I'm so loney I could cry
(are ya swayin yet ladies, guys are you pattin your feet to the beat?)
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
I'm so tired of waitin'
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Here for the State Po-lice
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
I could be wearin my salt-pepper
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
givin my little lady a cozy squeeze
(unbeknownst to Barney, Otis has been sleepin in his cell the whole time
He has now awaken, pulled the key off the hook and let himself out
he stands behind Barney mimmicing his moves and begins to sing the
chorus with him. Barney is startled by Otis breath and his singing
as Otis intones the chorus)
He's a woman-lovin' dep-ed-y a one woman-man
He can't sing worth a lick but he tries the best he can
Oh I'm a bottle-lovin' happy guy, a drunk oh yes I am
The only thing I have for My lady.. is a leg of lamb
Barney frowns and takes back over the song as Otis staggers a happy
little dance
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
I got da Blues
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
The Lonely De-pu-ty blues
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
Instead of dancin' here with Otis
Bouiwgh Bouiwgh pum pum
I shoulda been at Thelma Lou's
A key in the lock is heard and Andy burst into the courthouse with two
state policeman and a prisoner.
Andy: Whatcha Doin Barn?
Barney: Oh just sweepin up (he resumes sweeping with the broom)
Andy: Officer Malloy here said he knocked on the door but nobody
answered..He said all they could hear was loud music and they
could see some Fred Astaire prancing around the room. (he laughs)
They had to come down to the schoolhouse to get me to let them in.
Barney: Well I had the radio a little too loud, but I was just sweepin,
Sorry I didn't here you fellas. (he turns to the prisoner)
Welcome to the ROCK This is a maximum security prison!
You will listen to, and obey all rules (Andy interrupts)
Andy: You must been sweepin up a storm..Your hair is all mussed up
and I bleve your breakin' a sweat there Barn.
Barney looks at the prisoner...it's no lady this time...its a young man
a boyish Elvis Presley. Andy signs the papers and walks out with the
state police while Otis resumes his nap. The prisoner talks to Barney
from his cell.
Elvis: Hey Deputy, I heard some of that singin' (Barney drops his head)
Did you write that yourself?
Barney: Well, (sniffs, stands up straight) I guess I did put a few
words together to pass the time.
Elvis: Hey I'm a singer and I thought that was pretty good.
Could you help me write a song?
Barney: Well...if you insist (he runs over to the desk and grabs the
typewriter, then grabs the key to go in the cell.)
Elvis: I always wanted to write a song about a little County Jailhouse
like this...what did you call this place?
Barney: The Rock, It's uh the jailhouse, the Rock
Elvis Hey I like that, Jail House Rock.
Fade out ..Fishin Hole whistlin
So there ya go Blues Man...go perform it buddy
I replaced the ribbon in my printer but I ain't gonna charge ya
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Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 15:38:57 -0500
From: Ron E Cook <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Do You Know Andy? computer software
Hello gang,
I ordered and received my trivia game software - Do You Know Andy - from
valuesoft.com. I can't remember when I've been so disappointed. The
game not only gives incorrect answers (I know for a fact that "leg of
lamb" IS Andy's favorite dish), but there are misspelled words
throughout...e.g. Andy Griffiths, peacan pie, etc.
Has anyone else experienced problems or disappointments?
If anyone hasn't gotten theirs yet, and would like to have a slightly
used version, I have one for sale....
"Lotsa luck to you and yers!"
Ron Cook
Marietta, GA
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Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 16:21:28 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re:Frank Morgan
It couldnt be Frank Morgan, because he died in 1949... way before TAGS. Good
thought tho.
Hope all is well in Mayberry with everyone!
Jason
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Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 16:29:48 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #31
To all the TAGS fans out there I've got a ton of Andy on tape,and since Andy
isn't going to be on TBS or WGN or other stations like that (of course except
for TV Land)since I don't get TV Land I put in a tape in my monitor TV(thats
in the computer room)and I sit and watch Andy all day.And as for the fan who
gave ten of his favorites here's some of mine.1. Three wishes for Opie is a
good one that I liked.2,Stranger in town(he must of come from the
unknown,spreken sa dolce)3.Andy saves Barneys Morale(as Barney says"once bit
just forget")4.Barney on the rebound(when Barney say "they can put all the
women on a boat and sale them to China")5.Baileys bad boy(watch out for Bill
Bixby though he just might turn into the incredible Hulk)6.The haunted house
7.A date for Gomer 8.Hot rod Otis was always good for a laugh7.Lawman
Barney(Andy pulls ole Barn out of trouble again)8.Ellie comes to town(Emma
wants her pills and that lady druggist won't give them to her)9.The Beauty
Contest 10.and everybodys favorite "Citizens Arrest"(Gomer makes Barney give
himself a ticket for making a U-turn) Thanks for your patience in reading
this(say hey to Aunt Bee)
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Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 18:36:48 -0500
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Trivia
I'd like to see you experts out there quote your reference unless it's
strictly from your own viewing of an episode. I, for one, would like to
read these volumes too and study up.
Also, I'm confused about Mrs. Ambrose, the lady who left her baby in the
jail cell while she did her shopping; I thought she was the actress who
portrayed one of the Baldwin sisters on the Waltons. The other sister
was portrayed by Parnell Rigsby's wife when Opie found his purse with the
$50. I loved those Baldwin sisters and any roles I've ever seen those
two ladies do.
Aunt Bee of Orlando
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Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 18:54:59 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Lonely Deputy Blues
Joe's "Lonely Deputy Blues" was a real tear-jerker. Joe, you need to be a
writer. I could picture that scene just like I was standin' outside alookin'
in the winder. That would have really been an extry good episode. Whenever
David Browning and Allen get ready to give up their day jobs and go on the
road, you might write some mighty fine scripts for them to continue what
I've always called TAGS - "The Unfinished Series". Who knows - you might be
another Leonard Blush.
Linda - the Goober who knows good comie book material when I see it.
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Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 18:58:38 -0600
From: "Paul Mulik" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: marathon
>>>Who wants to watch a whole day of Matlock??! Is it because TVLand has
Andy now? My local stations still show
TAGS. What gives here? Smokey Bloomington, IN
>>>
Beginning January 1st of this year, TVLand is the only cable channel that is
allowed to show TAGS. Local channels can still broadcast it, but not cable
channels.
Some folks might like to watch a whole day of Matlock, but I ain't one of
'em. I heard something about a game (what it was was football); maybe I'll
watch that instead. Alas, my Chiefs won't be represented, but at least
Missouri will be.
- --Paul
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