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wbmutbb-digest Wednesday, June 21 2000 Volume 02 : Number 201 Topics in this issue: Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #198 Re: Earl's Boy Meadowview & More population rumor Ernest T mayberry rap Hazel Phillips Then vs. Now Re: oops! Gomer Pyle, AMHoF different things How you know if your raising your kids right Squad Car Riders [none] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 12:35:07 GMT From: "Harriet Browder" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #198 >Has anyone ever notice how many of TAGS episodes have to deal with >misconceptions about people's musical abilities? What about "Those Gossipy Men". Practically the whole town turned out to sing or play an instrument as they serenaded the shoe salesman. I believe that's the only episode we see Floyd's son. >By the way, do you think that Mayor Pike was one of the Pikes that >Floyd said nobody liked around Mayberry 'cause they were troublemakers? Are you thinking of the conversation in the barber shop when Andy was bragging about reeling in a carp? An out of town columnist and the mayor walk in. All she hears is Andy saying "And I said, Mr. Carp, you have met your match." She freaks thinking he's bragging about arresting someone named Carp. She talks about how in her town they wouldn't think of doing that. Mayor Pike says, "You wouldn't kill a carp where you come from?" She answers (and this is hilarious) "No! No more then we'd kill a Pike!" Floyd's line is, "Oh those carps, they're so.....pushy." Harriet "Maybe you've heard of my column? Meandering with Margaret?" ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 08:54:05 -0400 From: Don Good <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Re: Earl's Boy >Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 21:10:55 EDT >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #199 > >I hope every body knows how old Earl Pipes boy just turned on his birthday? >After all he did buy him a new car. Wasn't that nice? He's 57, ain't he? Don G. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 09:01:59 -0400 From: Don Good <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Meadowview & More Is there a website somewhere with details of Mayberry at Meadowview (schedule, etc.) - and also the get-together later this summer in Sevierville/Piegon Forge, TN. I've seen some places with announcements, not not any kind of big write-up or anything. I'm a little over an hour from Kingsport and less than that from S/PF. Didn't think I'd be able to make either one so I hadn't paid much attention, but it looks now like I might be able to get to at least one of 'em. Don G. (getting the squad car greased now) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 08:00:38 -0500 From: "Paul Mulik" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: population >>>What was the population of Mayberry anyway? Floyd the pug says "woof" Sheridan L. Miller >>> When John Masters was searching for a good tenor, he gave it as 2,000. A few years later in "The Statue," it is said to be 1,800. In the final episode, a sign at the train depot in puts it at 5,360. Apparently Mayberry's population fluctuates at wildly unpredictable rates. - --Paul ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 07:54:45 -0500 From: "Paul Mulik" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: rumor >>>The rumour was, when I was in the Corps, that Don Knotts had been a Marine Drill Instructor at one time. Any truth to that? >>> You been talkin' to Sarah over at the switchboard? That rumor has been around a while, but it's not true. - --Paul ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 09:23:34 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Ernest T In a message dated 6/21/00 5:20:00 AM Pacific Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: << Am I right?????????? >> Right, you are! Kevin G. Turner ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 08:26:03 -0500 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: mayberry rap <<Subject: Mayberry Rap About 10 years ago there was a rap song (usually I hate rap) about TAGS. Whoever did the song did their homework. It had voices like Andy, Floyd, Aunt Bee, and Barney. It was a hoot! I don't remember the whole song, but the first verse went like this: Well, if it's south you're bound, I'll tell you 'bout a town that you prob'ly will not see. 'Cause it's kind of a fable and it's only on cable and they call it May-ber-reee! Does anybody have a copy or more information on it????>> I remember this song! It had a line in it that said: "Well my name is Andy, folks say i'm dandy,.....................(forgot this part) Well I got me a man, always at my command, ........ serves no strife, cause he's true, and he's blue, and he's my cousin too, and his name is barney fife. well, my name is fife, the law is my life, you could say it's in my blood, cause whenever there's trouble, I'm there on the double, to nip it in the bud. I've got a gun, never cock it, got a bullet in my pocket, and a gal named thelma lou, there's goober, emmitt, howard, and otis, and Floyd the barber too (then floyds voice) That's all I remeber... Kelly ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 09:27:01 -0400 (EDT) From: Denise Brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Hazel Phillips The gentleman the knows Hazel Phillips in Richmond, VA, please contact me at [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thanks ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 08:37:11 -0500 From: "Hull, Darrin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Then vs. Now I saw the episode last night, "Opie And The Spoiled Kid," and felt really sad about how far our society has fallen whhen it comes to personal responsibility and parenting on the whole. In that last scene, where Mr. Winkler brings in his son to get the bike back, I can only think about how parents like him now outnumber parents like Andy. The only thing that was missing from the script was the father whining about his little brat's self-esteem being hurt, and the threat of a lawsuit to pay for the psychotherapy. Unfortunately, today, the sheriff would gladly turn the bike back over to avoid legal entanglements (if he'd even confiscated it in the first place). And if he even HINTED that physical punishment might be needed, hoooo boy! He'd be answering to the "enlightened" ACLU and looking for another job. I guess Arnold got his revenge. We now live in a land where his actions are the norm, parents are ruled by their kids and no one cares about authority. There's no place like home... there's no place like home... there's no place like home... ------------------------------ Date: Wed Jun 21 12:19:28 2000 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: oops! >>>I think I sent the last posting I wrote with my e-mail signature. I meant to hit the button that would drop all that html code but I hit "send" instead! sorry that I cluttered up the digest! I'm ready to pay my $5 fine for littering! ~the repentent misspoovey~<<< So *that's* who's been messing up the bulletin board! Aw, we'll forgive you... Dixon ------------------------------ Date: Wed Jun 21 12:28:11 2000 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Gomer Pyle, AMHoF Hey everyone, Just a heads up to let you know that good ol' Jim Nabors will be inducted next year into the Alabama Music Hall of Fame, where he will be enshrined along with already-named Alabama, Hank Williams, the Commodores, Percy Sledge and others. Somewhere I'm sure John Masters is beaming with pride... Dixon ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:36:32 GMT From: "Doug & Maria Largent" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: different things *One day my mom and I were watching the TAGS episode when Peggy comes over and cooks for Andy and Opie while Aunt Bee is out of town and my mother said, "She's the one I wish Andy would have ended up with." *My Mom got 2 new Andy tapes from Columbia House, The best of Otis and Musical Mayberry. I was surprised hoow much I enjoyed the color episode "A Singer in Town" with Keevy Hazelton. Also saw a color episode I don't remember seeing before, "Otis, The Deputy" airdate: 12-12-66. On the back of that cassette case was this note, " According to (Hal) Smith, an executive with Andy Griffith Show sponsor General Mills tried to oust Otis from the show. Smith Claims the executive had alcohol induced problems of his own and could not stand to be reminded of them by Smith's character." Maria ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 11:46:00 -0500 From: "Mark Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: How you know if your raising your kids right Well, I know I'm raising my kids right, now. The other day I heard my four year old back in his bedroom singing, "Neeeeeeeeeeta, Juaaaaaaaneeeeeeta, do dee doo do doo deee doooo!" Mark Johnson Piedmont, MO ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:29:43 -0400 From: "Paul Gilkes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Squad Car Riders Good ole Rafe Hollister got a ride in the back seat of the Squad Car after shooting at Andy and Barney when the county nurse played by Julie Adams went to give him a shot. And don't forget the bear that wound up in the back seat, with Andy and barney on the roof, in the episode when a prisoner got chased up a tree and didn't return to jail. Mayor Stoner ended up getting torn to shreds! Paul Gilkes ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:32:28 GMT From: "Doug & Maria Largent" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [none] Hey y=E2=80=99all, Recently I was visiting my parents in Blairsville, GA. =20= They=20 have TV Land, and something called Turner South. So not only did I get to=20 see Andy but also Mayberry RFD on Turner South. I saw the Mayberry RFD=20 episode were Andy & Helen return to Mayberry to have Andrew Samuel Taylor,=20 Jr. christened. It was a treat to see Andy so often. A station called=20 Hotlanta also shows 2 episodes a day. Now Allan don=E2=80=99t tell me I=E2= =80=99m veering=20 because this has been preying on my mind for a week. I saw an excellent=20 Gomer Pyle USMC episode. TAGS own Allan Melvin as Sergeant Hacker and=20 another non-comm decide to teach Gomer a lesson about being too gullible. =20 They pay a burlesque dancer to pose as Hacker=E2=80=99s cousin, a schoolteac= her from=20 Seattle. They get Gomer to take her out on a few dates, and at first she is= =20 very bored but then Gomer is so nice to her she really enjoys herself. So=20 then Hacker arranges for Gomer to go the club and the girl dance. Hacker=20 thinks it will be a big laugh. The girl tries to get Gomer to leave but=20 Hacker intercepts him. Gomer watches the girl dance and gets a real sad=20 look on his face. He goes backstage to give the girl a gift. The girl=20 explains about the joke and Gomer says, =E2=80=9Cthat=E2=80=99s ok if it had= n=E2=80=99t been for the=20 joke they never would have become friends.=E2=80=9D The girl says, =E2=80= =9Cyou didn=E2=80=99t=20 become friends with me you became friends with a school teacher.=E2=80=9D T= hen=20 Gomer says, =E2=80=9Cwhile that kind of dancing isn=E2=80=99t what he enjoys= she must be=20 good at it since she is the star of the show and if that=E2=80=99s her chose= n=20 profession it must be OK.=E2=80=9D I tell you Gomer was so sweet I could ha= ve=20 cried. =20 At the end Gomer is at a payphone and Hacker and his buddy come up. =20 Gomer says, =E2=80=9CThat was (the girl) and the flower show I took her to=20 interested her in plants and she brought a rubber plant and it had the=20 fungus and she is just beside herself.=E2=80=9D The look on Hacker=E2=80= =99s face was=20 great. Maria PS Brian says hey from Matthew & Shannon. ------------------------------ End of wbmutbb-digest V2 #201 ***************************** ************************************************** ~ Visit our sponsor ~ Weaver's Department Store ~ http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/weavers/ ************************************************** You must send your comments to the Digest from the address you used to join WBMUTBB or your message will not be posted. Only members may post to this mailing list. To remove yourself from the WBMUTBB Digest mailing list send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the following command in the body of your email message: unsubscribe wbmutbb-digest [EMAIL PROTECTED] To change your email address, first unsubscribe using the command above and then re-subscribe using the following command in the body of your email message: subscribe wbmutbb-digest

