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wbmutbb-digest Thursday, June 22 2000 Volume 02 : Number 202 Topics in this issue: Jim Nabors Information Jim Nabors TV appearance Trying Not to Mess Up the Bulletin Board! Madeline Grayson Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #201 Otis & the sponsor reminder Mayberry Rap [none] Re: Mayberry Rap What's Past the Theater? TAGS Rap Kids raised on TAGS Spoiled Children Meadowview Friday Night ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:46:00 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Jim Nabors Information Hey Folks, I got this from the webmaster over at jimnabors.com Allan Date: 6/21/00 3:24:33 PM Central Daylight Time Hi, Just wanted to send a note to let you know that Jim Nabors TV schedule has been updated to reflect three more appearances. You may view the changes at: http://www.jimnabors.com then the button on the left marked TV Appearance. Thanks and have a wonderful day. Ron Webmaster ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:07:04 -0500 From: "Paul Mulik" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Jim Nabors TV appearance Hey folks, Don't miss it! The following is from the official Jim Nabors web site: June 22 - MSNBC Headliners and Legends 10 pm Eastern Time Rebroadcasts: Friday 23rd - 4 am and 12 pm Eastern Time - --Paul ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 19:52:23 -0400 (EDT) From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Trying Not to Mess Up the Bulletin Board! Misspoovey here! I accidentally sent a posting with all my html code attached. It was bounced back to me so I'm gonna try 'er again! Hey ya'll !!! In the last digest Paul wrote: >(Don Knotts is from West Virginia - some >would consider this The South, others would >not) I know that ths has been discussed here before but West Virgnia IS a southern state!!! Does anyone disgree that Virginia is part of the south? Of course not! Well, it ain't called WEST Viginia for nothing! The accents up there are as thick as sorgum mollasses and as a native, I can assure you there are all the trappings of the stereotypical southern state...backwoods hermits like Ernest T, moonshiners like Rafe who would sooner shoot ya than to give up his still, not to mention folks who can find underground water with a forked stick, charm bees, and cure illnesses with herbs and bark from the woods! So, in other words WV is a southern state and any one who don't agree can run up an alley and holler FISH!!! There, I said it and I ain't taking it back! Yes Laura Lee, my accent is homegrown. Like I said before, I've tamed it down a bit but can turn it back on big time! Some words just can't be cleaned up, though. My hubby makes fun of me because I wear "pie-jamers" to bed and I adjust the radio's "ann-tanna". I also still "warsh" and "urn" the clothes. You can take the girl out of the hills but you can't take the hills out of the girl! ~the groovy yet country-fried misspoovey~ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 18:54:38 -0500 (CDT) From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Madeline Grayson I saw Madeline Grayson on Adam-12 today - she accused Reid and Malloy of stealing her diamond ring - she needs to stay away from lawmen. - -Charlie (I'm goin to Nashville!) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 21:11:12 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #201 >"Well my name is Andy, folks say i'm dandy,.....................(forgot >this part) >Well I got me a man, always at my command, ........ serves no strife, >cause he's true, and he's blue, and he's my cousin too, and his name is >barney fife. It was something like: Well my name is Andy, folks say I'm dandy, I'm a sherrif without a gun Now let me see, there's me and Aunt Bee and Opie He's my son. Now I got me a man,always at my command, and between us there's no strife ..." The rest was similar to what you have remembered. - -paschal ------------------------------ Date: Wed Jun 21 21:19:27 2000 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Otis & the sponsor " According to (Hal) Smith, an executive with Andy Griffith Show sponsor General Mills tried to oust Otis from the show. Smith Claims the executive had alcohol induced problems of his own and could not stand to be reminded of them by Smith's character..."<<< General Foods was actually the sponsor...interesting, when you consider that GF has since been bought out by Phillip Morris, which also owns Miller Beer... Dixon ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 20:40:04 -0500 From: "Paul Mulik" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: reminder Folks, please send messages in plain text only! Otherwise, your message might end up as electronal gibberish like this one from yesterday's Digest: >>>...and Gomer says, =E2=80=9Cthat=E2=80=99s ok if it had=n=E2=80=99t been for the=20 joke they never would have become friends.=E2=80=9D The girl says, =E2=80==9Cyou didn=E2=80=99t=20 become friends ... >>> Some of you need to check your email settings. 'Scuse me fer talkin' ugly. - --Paul ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 21:54:37 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Mayberry Rap I think I've found somebody who has a tape of Mayberry Rap. If I can get it and upload it, let me know and I'll download it for whoever wants it! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 22:30:02 EDT From: "Bob Stallard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [none] How does a poor boy say I'm Sorry. When I wrote in about those folks who pick the shows apart looking for mistakes who would have thought I closed the main highway to Mayberry and detoured all traffic to Mt Pilot. To everyone I upset, I say again "I am Sorry". I now know that there is more than one way to receive enjoyment from TAGS and you got your and I got mine. I am just glad that I am far enough away that we did not have the second edition of "The Punch In The Nose". Thanks to all the nicest folks who took the time to explain how much enjoyment they receive in keying in on a particular actor and watch him instead of the main ones. And to those who told me about the reasons they watch for errors. With My Hat In My Hand, Bob ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 07:00:59 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Mayberry Rap << I think I've found somebody who has a tape of Mayberry Rap. If I can get it and upload it, let me know and I'll download it for whoever wants it! >> Woah now....we don't want to be breaking copyright laws here in Mayberry. Y'all be careful about what you upload and share. I know this is Mayberry and all but we can't be too careful. -- Allan ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 08:04:36 -0400 From: "Dan Goodwin/Jobscope" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: What's Past the Theater? Paul noted the population of Mayberry to run between 1800 and 5300. Now, I live in a little town of about 20,000 and the downtown ain't near as big as Mayberry. The main street on the back lot there runs by the Court House then down past the theater for another couple of blocks making it a pretty good sized business district, but I don't recall a single episode where any action ever took place past the theater. Maybe that was out of Andy's jurisdiction. dan ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 08:04:01 -0500 From: "Hull, Darrin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: TAGS Rap The Line after "folks say I'm a dandy" is "I'm the sheriff without a gun." ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 15:01:56 -0500 From: Todd A Richardson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Kids raised on TAGS Hey to my Mayberry friends, Had to laugh at the postings on obtuse teens and kids singing Juanita!!! My kids are forever quoting tags lines around other people and get such strange looks!! My almost 13 year old was discusing saving money with one of our deacons after church one sunday and said I'm saving my money to buy me a gold tooth...I'm gonna put in the middle and knock out a tooth on each side so it shows up real good when I'm dancing!!!!!(earnest t.) The man just stared at him and he said don't you watch Andy Griffeth??? We live in a tiny town in southern Mississippi , where everyone knows everyone...except for us ...three years here and we're still the NEW people. Anyway we ,at home refer to the Deputy in town as Barney...he even has a check point chickie!! My 6 year old went with me to pick up a short order at a little hamburger house and there was no one in the place but the Sheriff and four others..my daughter as loud as can be says look there's BARNEY!!!!!.........I crawled out of the restaurant!!! Y'all have a great day...sorry for rambling!!!! Pauline in MS ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 15:09:13 -0500 From: "Meadows, Karen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Spoiled Children I saw the episode last night, "Opie And The Spoiled Kid," and felt really sad about how far our society has fallen when it comes to personal responsibility and parenting on the whole. In that last scene, where Mr. Winkler brings in his son to get the bike back, I can only think about how parents like him now outnumber parents like Andy. The only thing that was missing from the script was the father whining about his little brat's self-esteem being hurt, and the threat of a lawsuit to pay for the psychotherapy. Unfortunately, today, the sheriff would gladly turn the bike back over to avoid legal entanglements (if he'd even confiscated it in the first place). And if he even HINTED that physical punishment might be needed, hoooo boy! He'd be answering to the "enlightened" ACLU and looking for another job. I guess Arnold got his revenge. We now live in a land where his actions are the norm, parents are ruled by their kids and no one cares about authority. There's no place like home... there's no place like home... there's no place like home... Hey to Darrin Hull! I don't often submit to the Digest, but your comments struck a chord in me. I couldn't agree with you more. But look at it this way: I've gotten to know several Mayberrians quite well in recent months, and it does my heart good to see that wonderful children ARE being raised in this day and age-if they're being raised by us, there must be many more of them out there. Maybe all our "good" children will rise up and inherit the earth (heaven knows honesty and a good work ethic move mountains). Viola Slatt/Karen Meadows ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 17:27:42 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Meadowview Friday Night Hey Folks, Be looking in the loby area for Mayberry Folks on Friday night. We're likely to be sitting around and talking. I never heard if anybody wanted to get together for diner but we'll look for you there and maybe we'll go eat with some of you. I'm off to Meadowview so y'all take care of the Bulletin Board. Allan ------------------------------ End of wbmutbb-digest V2 #202 ***************************** ************************************************** ~ Visit our sponsor ~ Weaver's Department Store ~ http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/weavers/ ************************************************** You must send your comments to the Digest from the address you used to join WBMUTBB or your message will not be posted. Only members may post to this mailing list. 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