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Today's Topics:
1. GOOD DEAL AT THE DINER! (Paul Jennings SLES)
2. To Ted...out of work....etc. (Paul Jennings SLES)
3. Looking For Members (Michael Burch)
4. Huuuuuuuuusshhhh ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
5. one liners-Opie and Andy (Cathy Jernigan)
6. One Liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
7. episode 8 (Michael Oliver)
8. comments (Michael Oliver)
9. episode 8 (Michael Oliver)
10. Reminder: George Lindsey Chat on Al.com ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
11. Quote of the Tax Day (Allan Newsome)
12. Re: One Liners (Jeff Krentz)
13. Re: WBMUTBB digest, Vol 1 #180 - Bellamy Bros. song ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
14. One liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
15. (no subject) ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
16. Mr. Foley ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
17. Favorite one liner (David Walwick)
18. "one liners" How can you choose???? (GUY WARR)
19. My favorite one liner (Rod Sadler)
20. favorite one-liners (Dawn Biegelsen)
21. one liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
22. Do I have to pick just ONE? (Teresa Horstman)
23. one liners (Lisa Jackson)
24. One Liners (Starzman, Keith)
25. Favorite One Liners (Les Stuckey)
26. Matching Game (Ellen Kuber)
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Message: 1
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 07:17:00 -0500
Subject: GOOD DEAL AT THE DINER!
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: "Paul Jennings SLES" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
I too have noticed this passage where Andy and Barn come in from the diner
talking about the good deal (and also about the generous tip that they
leave Olive!) I have listened to it several times....it appears to me that
Barney utters a three syllable word..."on a paper- - -...." I think I hear
three syllables...maybe I'm wrong........perhaps someone else heard it
differently.
"It's ya shocks......ya schocks!"
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Message: 2
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 07:24:17 -0500
Subject: To Ted...out of work....etc.
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: "Paul Jennings SLES" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Hey fella....we're all thinkin' and praying about ya! One great thing
about TAGS....it's highly "therapetic" when life deals you some misery!.
We have all had a little rain in our lives....and sometimes you need an
umbrella.....TAGS provides that little respite from the arrows that
occasionally come our way.
Hang in there Pal..........!
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Message: 3
From: "Michael Burch" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Looking For Members
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 08:25:57 -0400
Hi Folks!! My wife and I are founders of the "WHICH ANDY TAYLOR ARE YOU?"
chapter in Carrboro, North Carolina and looking for members! Please let us
know if you are in the area (our town?) and interested.....
Michael & Earleen Burch
PS - Alan, if you could post this message for a while in each digest we sure
would be grateful - lots of luck to you and yours.
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Message: 4
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Huuuuuuuuusshhhh
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 06:50:55 -0600
TAGS fans,
When my kids were littler, one of their favorite books to be read was
"Goodnight Moon." There's a line in there, "And goodnight to the old
woman whispering, 'Hush'". I always had to pronounce "Hush" just the way
Ernest T. does when he goes for his army physical. Really changes the
tone of the book.
Also, Thursday was my littlest one's fifth birthday. Thought about
getting him a stainless steel wristwatch with "5" engraved on the back.
Sam
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Message: 5
From: "Cathy Jernigan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: one liners-Opie and Andy
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 09:04:49 -0400
Clear DayOpie: Pa, what are we having for supper? =20
Andy: Well, you and aunt Bee are having fried chicken and I'm having =
crow. That scene always cracks me up. Have a good day my mayberry =
friends. cathy jernigan
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Message: 6
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 09:57:36 -0400
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: One Liners
Still one of my favorite one liners. It belongs to Gomer...
"Whatever it was, it didn't sound like no baseball".
...Alan (I came to fill my vase!)
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Message: 7
From: "Michael Oliver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: episode 8
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 09:10:35 -0500
Hi all,
I hear tell that episode eight is when Andy refers to Snappy lunch. I watched
it and couldn't find it,, anyone know why?
God Bless
Michael
"Now if they's giraffes"
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Message: 8
From: "Michael Oliver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: comments
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 09:13:00 -0500
Anita, you didn't offend me and it looks like hardly anyone else either so
don't fret over it. Some people are over sensitive , "nothing I hate more
than people to think I'm sensitive". Keep up the comments and keep down the
worry. Lots of luck to you and yours
God Bless
Michael
"Now if they's giraffes"
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Message: 9
From: "Michael Oliver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: episode 8
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 09:13:54 -0500
Hi all,
I hear tell that episode eight is when Andy refers to Snappy lunch. I watched
it and couldn't find it,, anyone know why?
God Bless
Michael
"Now if they's giraffes"
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Message: 10
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 10:34:47 -0400
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Reminder: George Lindsey Chat on Al.com
Chat with George on Tuesday, April 16 at 2 p.m. CST in "Events Chat" at al.com.
http://www.al.com/chat/?chats/lindsey.html
I got the following note from the folks at AL.com:
In conjunction with the Film Festival, George will be featured in a live chat
on al.com on tuesday 4/16 at 2:00 pm CST.
http://www.al.com/chat/?chats/lindsey.html
Our chat service is free to anyone and would love to get participation from
your group.
__________
Folks, lets try to be there if we can. I know it's early but it would be great
for George to see all kinds of folks from TAGSRWC there supporting him.
I'll try to send out reminders as the time draws near.
--Allan
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Message: 11
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 09:48:53 -0500
From: Allan Newsome <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Quote of the Tax Day
BARN: Look at the deductions! This tax! There's nothing left, for heaven's
sake!
Barney Sucker, that's who it ought to be made out to!
ANDY: Oh, Barney.
BARN: Yeah, that's me, Barney SUCKER! It's open season on Barney Fife! C'mon
everybody, let's all take a bite out of Barney Fife!
ANDY: Now, c'mon!
BARN: Good ol' Barney Fife--he makes it, he's got it, let's take it!
ANDY: Just simmer down. You know what they say, you can't take it with you.
BARN: Take it with me? They keep nibblin' at me like this, I'll be lucky to
go myself!
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Message: 12
From: Jeff Krentz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: One Liners
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 10:59:31 -0400
Organization: Hardly Any, Really
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: One liners.
Short and sweet, said by many in this ep, funniest by Helen
"He'd kill you Barney"
Regarding Barney's plan to whup Ernest 2
Jeff Krentz -BigHead in Dee-Troit
(O'Malley says "Hey!")
"You start with gum wrappers, and then it's paper bags, then newspapers,
then tin cans, then rubbish. First thing you know Mayberry's up to
here in litter! Now litter brings slums and slums bring crime. Is that
what you want to see started here in Mayberry, a crime wave? Well I
don't and I aim to NIP IT IN THE BUD!"
-Barney Fife explaining his personal policy on littering
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Message: 13
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 10:25:35 -0500
Subject: Re: WBMUTBB digest, Vol 1 #180 - Bellamy Bros. song
Can anyone tell me where I can get the song "I wish life was like the
Andy Griffith Show" by the Bellamy Bros.?
It's nice to check the buttetin board each day--this is new to me--just
signed up!! Thanks
RociJo1
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Message: 14
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (TAGS)
Subject: One liners
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 16:50:04 +0000
I think one of the funniest one liners and facial
expressions while he's saying it is where Barney
says "Mayberry..............gateway to danger". What a
funny man!!!!!!!!
Steve K
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Message: 15
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 13:09:09 EDT
Subject: (no subject)
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
" take that gun outta your mouth"
The Milo Boys
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Message: 16
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 13:38:48 EDT
Subject: Mr. Foley
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I was watching an episode of Perry Mason and I saw "Mr. Foley" on there. He
was playing the sherriff....but HE carried a gun.
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Message: 17
From: "David Walwick" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Favorite one liner
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 11:25:06 -0700
I'll drive.....so I'll sit in the front seat.
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Message: 18
From: "GUY WARR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "wbmutbb" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: "one liners" How can you choose????
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 13:12:11 -0600
Hey to fellow TAGS fans,
This here would be my first time writing and messing up the bulletin
board!!!!!
I'm just so excited to find all of you TAGS lovers. My husband and kids
thought I
was "a nut", so to speak. It warmed my heart to show them the bulletin
board!!
I hope I'm not alone way out west here in UTAH. Got to be other "westerners"
who
hold a special spot in their heart for TAGS.
I have so many one-liners that I love and use daily I'm hard pressed to pick
just one but
here goes.
"JUST EXACTLY WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A GROWN WOMAN?"
A one liner that comes off funnier than any of the crude, distasteful junk on
TV sitcoms today!!! Thank Heaven for VHS and DVD copies of TAGS, otherwise
there's nothin on!!!
Don't tell my Daughter-in-law!!!
Lindey Loo
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Message: 19
From: "Rod Sadler" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: My favorite one liner
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 15:26:54 -0400
"She's an eight cylinder......she'll take eight."
Rod Sadler
Mayberry Michigan Chapter, TAGSRWC
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Message: 20
From: Dawn Biegelsen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: favorite one-liners
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 15:01:02 -0500
I'll try to pick just one (for today):
"Tall, dark and door prize!"
(Helen and Thelma Lou trying to convince Mary Grace that Gomer would be a
great date to the dance.)
Dawn in Kansas City
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Message: 21
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 16:12:24 -0400
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: one liners
TADERS!
And take that gun outta your mouth!
Jack
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Message: 22
From: "Teresa Horstman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "WBMUTBB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Do I have to pick just ONE?
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 17:30:23 -0400
I hate crowded ballrooms.
Gets me every time!
--Aunt Bee in Ohio
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Message: 23
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 17:30:06 -0400
From: Lisa Jackson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: one liners
There are just too many one liners that are so funny from TAGS that it is hard
to
pick one favorite. My husband likes this one from Andy: "Law, what'd I get
myself
into. Must've been out of my ever-lovin' mind!" And I've got too many
favorites! But I guess I can pick a couple out...
Barney: "He gave himself up as a phony right away. The petulla oblondala ain't
in
the leg - it's in the brain."
Ernest T: (This one is not only a one liner, but a one-worder.)
Huuuuuuuuuuuuushshshshshshsh.
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Message: 24
From: "Starzman, Keith" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: One Liners
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 17:34:57 -0400
One liner:
There's a pause..then Andy to Barney: "You're a fine son, Barn."
That one gets cut all the time because of commercials!
Kentucky Keith
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Message: 25
From: "Les Stuckey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Favorite One Liners
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 18:13:37 -0400
My wife and I really enjoy this newsletter and hearing from other wbnutbb
fans. We have been to Mayberry twice so far in our lifetime and looking
forward to going back.
I asked my wife what her favorite one liner was and she likes the one from
the pickle episode where Barney says: (not sure of the exact quote but
you'll get the idea)
I don't know how I can face the future knowing that these 8 quarts of
pickles are ahead of me.
Hope this brings a smile to all you faces today.
To you and yours,
Les and Jeannie Stuckey
from Hershey, PA
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Message: 26
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 19:47:14 -0700
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Ellen Kuber)
Subject: Matching Game
NAME THAT EPISODE
Directions: Match by number the episode name to its clue.
Alphabetical List of Real Episode Names
1 A Black Day for Mayberry
2 A Deal is a Deal
3 Andy and Helen Have Their Day
4 Andy and Opie's Pal
5 Andy Discovers America
6 Andy Saves Barney's Morale
7 Andy the Matchmaker
8 Andy's Vacation
9 Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
10 Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
11 Aunt Bee's Romance
12 Back to Nature
13 Bailey's Bad Boy
14 The Bank Job
15 Barney and the Choir
16 Barney Gets His Man
17 Barney Mends a Broken Heart
18 Barney on the Rebound
19 Crime-free Mayberry
20 Cyrano Andy
21 Floyd the Gay Deceiver
22 Good-bye, Sheriff Taylor
23 High Noon in Mayberry
24 The Horse Trader
25 Jailbreak
26 The Keeper of the Flame
27 Lawman Barney
28 Man in the Middle
29 The Manhunt
30 Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
31 The Merchant of Mayberry
32 The New Housekeeper
33 One-Punch Opie
34 Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
35 Opie's Rival
36 Quiet Sam
37 The Rivals
38 Sheriff Barney
39 The Song Festers
40 Three's a Crowd
41 Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
Episode Clues
____ Barney tries to resolve a fence dispute.
____ Barney arrests Aunt Bee.
____ Aunt Bee feels guilty for wearing a dress with rhinestone buttons.
____ Barney gets engaged.
____ Andy concocts a bogus case for Barney to solve.
____ Opie's broken window teaches a lesson to a prisoner.
____ Andy kisses Thelma Lou on her front porch swing.
____ Barney and Andy track fugitives to a trailer.
____ Andy and Barney try to "Spread a Little Sunshine" to Ben.
____ Opie can't get over losing Rose.
____ The smell of freshly-baked pie helps catch a crook.
____ Barney learns that "all God's children got a uvula."
____ Barney gets doused with gasoline.
____ Miss Poultice bolsters Barney's ego.
____ Roger goes to Florida.
____ Helen gets upset for being referred to as "a third party."
____ Opie starts collecting "blood brothers."
____ Andy is jealous of Don.
____ Mayberry kids are put on a blacklist.
____ Barney untangles a major traffic jam.
____ Barney disguises himself as Mrs. MacGruder.
____ Andy founds the Mayberry Minutemen.
____ Barney the Beast (a.k.a. Fife the Fierce) patrols the streets of Mayberry.
____ Aunt Bee takes on the role of a maid.
____ Barney tackles Andy from behind.
____ A Web-Footed, Red-Crested Lake Loon saves the day.
____ Andy and Barney have to sell the town cannon.
____ Barney becomes suspicious of a man who works at night.
____ Aunt Bee becomes enamored with a rose-sprayer.
____ Andy and Mary decide to court.
____ Making berries for women's hats proves to be an insufficient income.
____ Mayberry's lost bank vault combination is finally restored.
____ Barney's drink of moonshine solves an alleged arson case.
____ Opie is suspected of breaking a street light.
____ Opie gives his football away.
____ Barney and his coherts display knot-tying skills.
____ Opie rebounds from Karen to Thelma Lou.
____ Opie can't get excited about his new bike.
____ Barney swallows his gum.
____ Andy leaves home without his fishing license.
____ Orville Hendricks is suspected of infidelity.
Email me your list of numbers if you want your "grade" on this test.
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