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Today's Topics:
1. Dear Self-Moderating Administrator (GRITTON, JOE A (AIT))
2. The smell tells (GRITTON, JOE A (AIT))
3. Allan's moderation (Neil Engle)
4. Spider Bite (Don Good)
5. Opie's perfume (Randy Merritt)
6. There's nothin' half so sweet (Paul Mulik)
7. car stereos (Paul Mulik)
8. Missed the TV Land Special (Joshua and Tammy Johnson)
9. Missed the TV Land Special (Joshua and Tammy Johnson)
10. Question? (gil glasgow)
11. Barney's song (Teresa Horstman)
12. Allan "moderating" himself! (Anita Carpenter)
13. illness (T Schott)
14. Perfume ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
15. TAGS EPISODE NUMBER LIST (Lonnie Hill)
16. trivia (Doug Baggett)
17. Re: TAGS EPISODE NUMBER LIST ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
18. (no subject) (Ellen M. Kuber)
19. parades in East Tennessee Dec. 7, 8, 14 ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
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Message: 1
From: "GRITTON, JOE A (AIT)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Dear Self-Moderating Administrator
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 07:50:56 -0500
>>>I thought you'd find it funny to know that I've put myself on the
"moderated
posts" list so that all my messages to the WBMTUBB Digest have to be
approved
(by me) before they make it to the list.
I did it to try and stop those virus looking e-mails from getting through to
you looking like they come from me. :-) --Allan Newsome<<<<
Here is my response in code :-) (-: (-: :-) (_:
Know what that than means?
Allan's in Ja-ail Allan's in Ja-ail Allan's in Ja-ail
Well I'm glad to know that we don't have one set of laws for the citizens
and another one for the Poo-leece. I guess you just had to write yourself a
ticket, huh. Otherwise one of us might have had to make a "Citizens
Arr-aiest" After all, a bogus virus message is right up there with making a
U-turn.
OK OK I'll shut up about it, Thanks for telling us about it. It is kind-of
funny that you had to do that. And don't worry if you figure out a way to
fix the virus messages, the key to get out is right there on a nail within
your reach. I just have one more thing to say
Allan's in Ja-ail Allan's in Ja-ail
The Untrained Voice
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Message: 2
From: "GRITTON, JOE A (AIT)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: The smell tells
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 08:02:23 -0500
>>>not realizing that it was just colored water by the fact that it didn't
have
any smell, was kind of Goober'ish.<<<
Well yes Kelly, and how would the drugstore ever sell any of the stuff with
a bottle of colored water on display??? Here smell it! Oh wow, colored
water...I'll pay 64 bucks for that.
And How about the price? Practical Andy, who gets Aunt Bee some canning
jars for her birthday spends 64 dollars (in 1960 dollars) for perfume??
Just a couple oddities in that story, but it's a good story about Opie.
I smell gas, I smell gas, I smell gas, I smell Blue Moonlight, 64 bucks a
bottle.
The Untrained Voice
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Message: 3
From: "Neil Engle" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Allan's moderation
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 07:16:43 -0600
Hey Allan--is moderating yourself sort of like being the sheriff and
the justice of the peace? Best wishes on your "trouble check."
Thanks for your work! "Everything is OK in Mayberry!"
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Message: 4
Date: Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:13:42 -0500
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: Don Good <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Spider Bite
I wonder if Michael Jackson got the band stand propped up before the spider
bit him.
Don Good
("If I's a spider, that's where I'd go.)
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Message: 5
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 07:16:13 -0800 (PST)
From: Randy Merritt <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Opie's perfume
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
<<but breaking a bottle of
perfume
and not
realizing that it was just colored water by the fact
that it didn't
have
any smell, was
kind of Goober'ish.>>
Kelly,
I have that though everytime I see that episode. I
think that's one of those times when the writers and
the producers said "we're just not gonna worry about
that" and the viewer has to be forgiving.....I'm sure
if we tried, we could come up with other examples of
this. Hey, maybe Opie had a cold and his ole factory
senses weren't working well :-)
Randy
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Message: 6
Date: Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:12:38 -0600
From: Paul Mulik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: There's nothin' half so sweet
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> ... the "Juanita, Juanita, Juanite...from her head to her feet..." poem
that barney recites in one of the episodes? which episode was that scene in?
i'd be much obliged.
That's from the epilogue of "The Great Filling Station Robbery." The whole
poem goes something like this:
Juanita, Juanita, lovely dear Juanit,
From your head down to your feet, there's nothing half so sweet.
Oh, there are things of wonder of which men like to sing,
There are pretty sunsets, and birds upon the wing,
But of the joys of nature, none truly can compare
With Juanita, Juanita, she of beauty beyond compare.
Juanita, Juanita, lovely dear Juanit.
From your head down to your feet,
There's nothing half so sweet.
This whole bit was inspired by one of Andy's old comedy records entitled
"Love Poems: To the Lovely Juanita Beasley." They even kept the same name!
--Paul
P.S. I think I got a virus comin' on -- I sure hope the bug don't get down
in my hard drive.
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Message: 7
Date: Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:19:42 -0600
From: Paul Mulik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: car stereos
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Another "Mayberry Moment" occurred yesterday. My wife was complaining about
stupid teenagers who drive around with loud car stereos blasting out noise
for the whole neighborhood to hear, and I explained to her about subwoofers:
You know how when you're driving along and it starts going "ka-thump,
ka-thump?" That's how you can tell you got a subwoofer.
--Paul
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Message: 8
From: "Joshua and Tammy Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Missed the TV Land Special
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 10:18:47 -0600
Hey everybody!
I don't get TV land, and I missed the TAGS special the other night. I was
just curious what it was about and what was involved?
Everyone have a very Mayberry day!
joshua
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Message: 9
From: "Joshua and Tammy Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Missed the TV Land Special
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 10:19:04 -0600
Hey everybody!
I don't get TV land, and I missed the TAGS special the other night. I was
just curious what it was about and what was involved?
Everyone have a very Mayberry day!
joshua
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Message: 10
From: "gil glasgow" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Question?
Date: Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:30:03 +0000
This Question may have been asked before... Is Opie a nickname? If so...
what's it short for? Thanks, The Milo Boys.
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Message: 11
From: "Teresa Horstman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "WBMUTBB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Barney's song
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 13:55:20 -0500
Hey to all you trained noticers out there!
What's the name of the song that Barney sings for Eleanora Poultice? (The
one with all the "tra-la-las" in it.) It's one of those things that's been
preyin' on my mind.
--Aunt Bee in Ohio
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Message: 12
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 11:20:14 -0800 (PST)
From: Anita Carpenter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Allan "moderating" himself!
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Allan,
You are right, I do get a kick out of you "moderating" yourself! It just helps
me admire you more for all you do to keep the digest free of anything that
might not be in the true spirit of Mayberry. It sure does give me peace of
mind to know you do your best to keep the digest free from off-color e-mails.
We all know that Rev. Tucker would never approve of those sort of things.
Thanks again Allan for providing a place for all of us to just enjoy talking
about TAGS.
.........................oh flibbertigibbet...........................
Anita Carpenter
One Of Cincinnati's Biggest TAGS Fans!
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Message: 13
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 11:35:45 -0800 (PST)
From: T Schott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: illness
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Speaking of virus', I must have one. The symptoms
are a wide grin and laughing out loud.
Every time I see or hear something reminiscent of
Mayberry the symptoms flare up!
Ted
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Message: 14
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 14:58:35 EST
Subject: Perfume
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I don't think Mr. Crawford was too smart either. How did he expect people to
buy a $64 bottle of perfume if they couldn't even smell it to see what it was
like? And then if he paid Opie back the entire $64, he wouldn't make a cent
on the bottle he sold to Andy. He sure didn't have much of a mark up.
Ken
"Two and two makes four."
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Message: 15
From: "Lonnie Hill" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: TAGS EPISODE NUMBER LIST
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 15:17:52 -0500
SOME TIME BACK SOMEBODY SUBMITTED A COMPLETE LISTING OF TAGS EPISODES. THIS
LIST HAD EPISODE NUMBERS AND TITLES. I FAILED TO PRINT A LIST WHILE I STILL
HAD THE FILE. CAN THE PERSON WHO SUBMITTED THE LIST DO IT AGAIN ? I PROMISE TO
PRINT IT THIS TIME.
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Message: 16
From: "Doug Baggett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: trivia
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 13:08:19 -0600
Just checking to see who's on their toes......Who was it the sang the "Star
Spangled Banner" at a certain convention? Name both.....
Rotten Ray Ankrum
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Message: 17
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 18:06:30 EST
Subject: Re: TAGS EPISODE NUMBER LIST
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
The complete Episode List can be found on the Mayberry.com web site. Please
don't post it here...it's toooooo long.
Episode listing can be found:
http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/anewsome/private/ep_guide.htm
and searchable
http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/anewsome/private/searchcastfile.htm
--Allan
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Message: 18
From: "Ellen M. Kuber" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "WBMUTBB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 18:09:20 -0600
Subject: (no subject)
Allan, you are too funny....putting yourself on the moderated list ! That's
almost as bad as sending yourself a Christmas card like I recently did.
I had printed out labels from a database of volunteers but forgot I was on the
list myself, and in sending out my cards, I sent myself one.
It's the prettiest one so far!
(Just kidding!)
Now you'll have to watch what you post, Allan! No more of those naughty
messages! :^)
Ellen
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Message: 19
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 23:29:52 -0500
Subject: parades in East Tennessee Dec. 7, 8, 14
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I wanted everyone to know about upcoming parades the Mayberry chapter in
Knoxville will be participating in this
weekend.
On Saturday, Dec. 7, at 3:00 pm we will be participating in the
Lafollette parade in Lafollette, TN. We will have our squad
car, Floyd's barbershop on a float and as many as 30 look-alikes! To get
there, take I-75 north to the Caryville exit, turn right
and go 6 or so miles straight into downtown Lafollette. We will be
lining up for the parade at the Methodist church there in
downtown Lafollette. We are the second parade entry right after the
grand marshal!
On Sunday, Dec. 8, at 2:30 pm we will be participating in the Jellico, TN
parade. The same folks, squad car and barbershop
will be in that one also. To get there take I-75 north to the Jellico
exit and you're there. It's that simple. We won second place
last year in the Jellico parade.
On Saturday, Dec. 14 at 11:00 am we will be participating in the Karns
Christmas parade in Knoxville, TN. We will be lining
up at 10:00 a.m. at the Karns Lions Club pool on Oak Ridge Highway. A
subset of people will be participating in the Karns
parade that were in the other parades. To get there, take I-40 to
Pellissippi Parkway (exit 376A off I-40), go towards Oak
Ridge, turn onto highway 62 (Western Avenue and Oak Ridge Highway) and
follow it to the red light (there's only one).
It'll be a blast! If you need any other information, just let me know.
Thanks and 10-4,
Dennis
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