My Dear Lovely Sincere Voters of Mayberry: Do you not reel as I do when you hear Pike Propaganda cascading out of your Zennith radios. Does sudden unpleasantness descend like a gloomy cloud upon you when you see Pike and Neil Bentley hush huddled in a booth at the diner. Is not the movie ruined for you that night Pike sat in front of you at the movie theater on Main Street. Are you aware that Harry Bosworth, that heavy handed klutz know to generations of Mayberrians as "Ring Neck Harry" for many ill advised "forced rescues" from sewer grates is actually a button man for Pike. Why he is now in the race is not hard to figure out. He owes Pike "big time" and has entered the race at Pike's bidding. It grieves me so to see my loyal subjects exposed to such blatent big city tactics. On a more pleasant note: I will be hosting a lemonade and cookies party in the banquet room of the hotel next Saturday afternoon. Balloons for the kiddies and hand fans for the ladies will graciously be provided free of any charges to registered voters. Several lucky voters will be awarded prestigious door prizes consisting of STONER FOR MAYOR tee shirts and STONER FOR MAYOR colorful hand fans and STONER FOR MAYOR balloons complimented with a free cookie and a cup of lemonade. Generous donations are most welcome and encouraged. Remember Dear Voters, I'm here for you and I feel like running for mayor again. Please vote for me. Pike was once in jail. paid for by Silar City Stuckey Corp. Ltd.
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