It sure is hard to narrow TAGS down to one funniest episode!  There are so many 
possibilities.  But I think I would agree with someone else who named "The Bank 
Job."  Practically every line in that episode (except for the dramatic scene 
when the real bank robbers take over) puts me in stitches!  For example:

Barney mispronouncing "apathy."

Mr. Meldrim to Harriet, "Glenn Ford!!"

Barney to Asa, "Now that's bullet maintenance!"

Andy telling Barney to have the businessman's special at the drug store, a 
hollowed out tomato, stuffed with avocado and raisins.  "It's good, too."

Barney to Andy, "You must take me for the biggest JERK on the American scene!"

Barney to Andy, "J - E - R - K -- jerk!!"

Barney to Leon, "Don't you say nothin' about this, Leon!"

Barney as Mrs. McGruder's cousin, "Uh...fungus of the knee."

The lady in the beauty parlor to Barney as he comes crashing through the wall 
from the bank vault, "Hi, Barney.  On a case?"

Barney to man on street, "What's the matter?  Haven't you ever seen a man take 
off a dress before?"  And then goes off still wearing the hat.

Gomer to Harriet after she issues a piercing scream off camera, "Oh, I forgot 
to tell you.  That door's still hot."

Harriet screaming again (she had a good scream!) when she looks out the window 
and sees the real Barney across the street (and realizes the bank robbers are 
really bank robbers!).

Andy to Asa, "You and Barney have the most beautiful bullets in town."

That whole episode is full of gem after gem!  Love it!!

Thelma Lou
(Janet)
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