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Today's Topics:
1. Barney's brilliance (David and Angela Forbus)
2. Re:Aunt Bee's Play (Barbara Struven)
3. My Mayberry Moment ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
4. throwing food (laverne defazio)
5. Deputy hats and citizen's arrests (Harriet Browder)
6. Smile (Dan Goodwin)
7. Pastor's Dinner (Teresa Elkins)
8. Aunt Bee's acting (Kim)
9. Barney's weight (Jeff Krentz)
10. uniforms (Jeff Krentz)
11. Lentils and Whatnot (Jeff Krentz)
12. David Browning at the Greenville (SC) Braves ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
13. J. Edward McKinley RIP ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
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Message: 1
Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 07:00:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: David and Angela Forbus <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Barney's brilliance
To: [email protected]
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Was watching the episode last night when Andy & Helen first got together at
Thelma-Lou's house ("Thelma, Andy-Lou's here"). Helen's demeanor was actually
sweet and kind in that one, a rarity, indeed. To me, the scene before dinner
had to be one of Don Knott's funniest ever. I'd rate it up there with his
performance in "Escaped Convicts", and the one where he swears in Goober, Jud,
and Otis as deputies ("pipe down 3, I think I've heard just about enough about
that tomato"). What a brilliant, physical comedian. His facial expressions
and tone of voice are priceless. Those scenes are timeless. Any other top
favorite funny Barney scenes?
Charlie Varney in SA
(just for plain guzzlin')
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Message: 2
Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 20:03:04 -0500
From: Barbara Struven <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re:Aunt Bee's Play
To: <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> The Major and the Minor (1942) is a favorite movie around my house because the
> military school that it takes place at is where my son is attending school
> right now. It¹s Saint John¹s Northwestern Military Academy in Delafield,
> Wisconsin. The school is featured in the outdoor shots.
>
> I do remember the line about the play, ³Six who Pass While The Lentils
> Boiled², but didn¹t remember that it was mentioned on TAGS.
>
> Thanks for making the connection!
>
Barb in Plainfield, IL
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Message: 3
Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 21:12:09 -0400
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: My Mayberry Moment
To: [email protected]
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Hi Gang!
I have many Mayberry moments in my life. It's just that most of the time I'm
alone in my enjoyment as most people have no idea what I'm talking about.
However, here is one I felt was worth sharing.
Last Monday, August 16, me and some buddies from church went out into the Gulf
of Mexico to do some fishing. (Had little luck, although I did snag a 39½ lb
Cobia). During the course of the day one of the gentlemen made a statement
something to the effect, "I'm not catching anything, I think Kevin put a hex on
me" (as I was the closest one to him on the boat). Of course, you know what my
reply was: "Winkum, pinkum, Nodamus Rex, protect us all from the man with the
hex."
Brought a smile to my face. He did get it, after I reminded him where that
quote came from.
Kevin "John Masters" Turner
Barney: Andy, will you hand me an oar?
Andy: Why? We're not going anywhere.
Barney: Well, we'd better, we're sinkin'
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Message: 4
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 04:23:23 -0700
From: "laverne defazio" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: throwing food
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Just sittin here at the big house.. Ya know Mayberryians tended to
throw food. Legs of lamb. chickens . tomatoes,Maybe that should have
been an Olympic event..Could always teach Ernest T to throw a "tamater"
Since he could throw rocks..I mean he learned about old Man Kelesys
Ocean Ya never can tell.. Until we meet again Maude
--
laverne defazio
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Message: 5
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 08:15:52 -0400
From: "Harriet Browder" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Deputy hats and citizen's arrests
To: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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>If you obtain a deputy hat, without becoming an officially sworn in Deputy
>Sheriff, you may be in violation of a number law and subject to
>Citizen's Arrest.
A few years back someone here in St. Petersburg wore a baseball cap with the
letters LAPD on it. As he walked into a 7-11 there just happened to be a St.
Petersburg cop there. He asked the gentlemen if he was a LAPD cop. The man
said no and was immediately arrested. About the same time a girl who used to
work for the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office wore her PCSO shirt into a
7-11 and was immediately arrested. (She no longer worked for the PCSO and
therefore was not "allowed' to wear her shirt - I wonder why they didn't ask
for the shirt back when she quit) Both cases were eventually dropped but
not before plenty of tax-payer money was spent prosecuting/defending these
folks. Not to mention the attention they got through the media and national
TV. Citzen's Arrests are EVERYWHERE!!!! Beware...............
Harriet, my chickens obey the law but defy the mafia
......"Johnny Paul Jason says chewing tar is good for your teeth"..."That's
an old wives tale"...."Johnny Paul ain't married"........
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Message: 6
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 08:40:32 -0400
From: "Dan Goodwin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Smile
To: <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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OK, I'm going to say 2 words and I dare you to not smile.
Ready?
____________________
Number three!
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The image of Floyd standing there with that deputy's cap down over his eyes
just brings joy to my life.
dan
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Message: 7
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 09:28:40 -0400
From: "Teresa Elkins" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Pastor's Dinner
To: <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Hello Fellow Mayberrians!
I just wanted to say thanks to all of the suggestions for my pastor's dinner.
It has been pushed to Nov 13th because we decided that since he was such a
huge fan we were going to make a moulage out of it! We are going to fix up
the fellowship hall to look like the Blue Bird Diner. Our girls are going to
be waitresses complete with costumes. And I have convinced some of the
members to help me by dressing up as Andy, Barney, Ernest T. and all the
gang. I did find a cap online at magicmakers.com. They sell all kinds of
costumes and caps. I don't think it is quite real but it will do. I found a
candlestick phone on ebay for a pretty reasonable price. Our menu is going
to consist of the following:
Appetizers
Kerosene Cucumbers
Biscuits and Sourwood honey & marmalade
Main Meal
Aunt Bee's fried chicken
White beans
Green beans with pearly onions
Mashed potatoes & gravy
Biscuits
Dessert
Aunt Bee's famous apple pie
Barney's Mr Cookie Bar
Beverages
Coffee, Tea or Punch thank you
I cant believe how big this thing has gotten. I think we may even add a skit
to it. Everyone in our congregation is excited about it. And as a gift to
our Pastor & his wife we are going to give them matching "Barney Throws" to
cover up with when they are reclining in their easy chairs watching TAGS!
Thanks again for all of your help!!
Teresa Elkins
"That's not where I'm from, I'm from Greensboro"
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Message: 8
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 06:46:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: Kim <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Aunt Bee's acting
To: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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I didn't remember Aunt Bee mentioning "Six Who Pass While The Lentils Boiled".
Was that really a play? I remember her mentioning that she was in a play as a
child, I think it was "The Little Princess". SWPWTLB sounds sophisticated.
Kim - Wylie, TX
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Message: 9
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:27:44 -0400
From: Jeff Krentz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Barney's weight
To: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 17:46:30 -0500 (CDT), you wrote:
> I still have mine, but don't use it much anymore. Can't get into the
> uniform. It appear to have shrunk, especially around the waist..... just by
> hanging in the closet! I wonder what causes that?
That happened to Barney too, so don't worry about the weight problem.
You remember - 138, 138 and 1/2 - he was up and down.
Jeff Krentz -BigHead in Dee-Troit
(O'Malley says "that was on salt risin' bread")
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Message: 10
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:28:48 -0400
From: Jeff Krentz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: uniforms
To: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 17:46:30 -0500 (CDT), you wrote:
> want to issue a word of caution to Teresa from Greensboro. If you obtain a
> deputy hat, without becoming an officially sworn in Deputy Sheriff, you may
> be in violation of a number law and subject to Citizen's Arrest.
>
>Kim - Wylie, TX
>
>PS: You also may find you have a compelsion to obtain other uniform items.
>
You might even get a tomato thrown at you
Jeff Krentz -BigHead in Dee-Troit
(O'Malley says "I haven't had my lunch")
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Message: 11
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:52:22 -0400
From: Jeff Krentz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Lentils and Whatnot
To: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 17:46:30 -0500 (CDT), you wrote:
>Hubby and I watched Ginger Rogers/Ray Miland? in
>'The Major & The Minor' (cir 1940), last night. I sure
>sit up, took extra notice and then chuckled, when Susie
>(Ginger Rogers) said, "I was in a play once. It was 'Six
>Who Pass While The Lentils Boiled'....
It was a real play, I'm still amazed. I thought that was the writer's
idea of a great joke line.
http://www.ibdb.com/production.asp?ID=8481
The credits for this production have not yet been completed or
verified.
Six Who Pass While the Lentils Boil
This production played in repertory with Nevertheless, The Gods of the
Mountain, The Trimplet, The Golden Doom, The Lady of the Weeping Willow
Tree, The Birthday of the Infanta, Voices, Gammer Gurton's Needle, King
Argimenes and the Unknown Warrior, The Crier by Night, The Very Naked
Boy, The Lady of the Weeping Willow Tree.
39th Street Theatre, (11/27/1916 - Closing date unknown)
Princess Theatre, (12/11/1916 - Closing date unknown)
Preview: Total Previews:
Jeff Krentz -BigHead in Dee-Troit
(O'Malley says "Here's to thee, Miss Mayberry")
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Message: 12
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 12:32:28 EDT
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: David Browning at the Greenville (SC) Braves
To: [email protected]
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To every one in the area, be sure not to miss David Browning at the
Greenville (SC) Braves game Friday, September 3. We will have a large group
there and
hope to meet many other WBMUTBB/David Browning fans. If you have never seen
David, you are in for a treat that is hard to describe, you just sit back and
enjoy. Hope to see lots of the TAGS family there.
ITS BIG!!! (Could there be any other way to close this post?)
David and Linda Cantrell
"You've Got To Understand, This Is A Small Town" Chapter TAGSRWC
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Message: 13
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:36:43 EDT
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: J. Edward McKinley RIP
To: [email protected]
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Character actor J. Edward McKinley died at age 87 on July 30.
Mr. McKinley played the Governor in season 6's "The Cannon," and Mayor
Preston in Don Knott's THE GHOST AND MR. CHICKEN.
Brent
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