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Today's Topics:
1. Over hearing Mayberry quotes & etc. (Cindy Gordon)
2. The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (Maurine Taylor)
3. six who pass..... (gloria bruce)
4. Bats ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
5. lessons learned (gloria bruce)
6. Re: Barney's Brilliance (Glenn D Eldridge)
7. Mayberry Moment (Lori Foust)
8. Fish Muddle made easy ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
9. Aw fer petes sake (laverne defazio)
10. barney & bats (Kim)
11. RE: Subject: Barney's weight (Mike Zimmerman)
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Message: 1
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 08:12:12 -0400
From: Cindy Gordon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Over hearing Mayberry quotes & etc.
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Hello all!
Last night I was in Wally World (Walmart) & I overheard a couple looking
for their son. They both were wandering around in the toy aisles going
around saying "Hootie hoo! Hootie hoo!" Their son (whom turned out to be
a teen) found them & said "Golllll-leeee! I hate it when you guys do
that!" Then they all just laughed. Another family that loves TAGS!
Often I have heard people quoting TAGS. And I too do the same thing. I
have an uncle that often says "It's me! It's me! It's Ernest T!"
whenever he comes into a room. The director of the pre-school that my
son went to, her name is Judy. We were at an open house & a grandfather
of one of the kids went up to her & said "Judy! Judy! Judy!". It happens
a lot! People around here seem to do that & understand where it comes from.
That got me to wondering...does this go on all over the country? Or just
here in North Carolina?
"Lots of luck to you & yours!"
Peaches Gordon
Kernersville, NC
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Message: 2
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 07:25:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: Maurine Taylor <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
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My absolute favorite movie. Okay. Maybe not Oscar material, but full of
usable lines.
"Attaboy, Luther!"
"I'm having chicken soup with Alma."
"You're C of C, so you're OK; you're not C of C, but you're OK."
--and, because I am an editor, my very favorite--
"When you work with words, words are your work."
Maurine
Maurine Pacenta Taylor
Writer/Editor
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Message: 3
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 08:06:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: gloria bruce <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: six who pass.....
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Yes, this is actually a play and you can find references to it on the internet.
They have several sites for it believe it or not.
If you got chickens to throw, you got chickens to sell.
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Message: 4
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 11:12:59 -0400
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Subject: Bats
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Another Mayberry moment:
We have construction on the building where I work. Yesterday when we came in we
discovered some bats had gotten in the building. I told some people to cover
their head when they walked in. They said "Why?" and I told them bats may be
flying around and they can get angled up in your hair, lay their eggs and
you'll go crazy..." Only one person out of the group laughed, so I knew we had
at least one TAGS fan....The rest of them looked at me like I was a "some kind
of a nut."
Brad "Neil Bentley" Cunningham
"My card, in case you ever need my services..."
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Message: 5
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 08:04:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: gloria bruce <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: lessons learned
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Maybe the lesson to be learned is not to go into a 7-11 wearing anything
representing any police department on it. It would save a lot of time and
money.
If you got chickens to throw, you got chickens to sell.
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Message: 6
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 00:30:39 -0400
From: Glenn D Eldridge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: Barney's Brilliance
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>Any other top favorite funny Barney scenes?
My mom always says her favorite is when Barney interprets what the birds
are saying (Gee, I'm feelin' bad. Here comes a cat! Let's fly away!
O-kay.)
I can't think of my absolute favorite, but I love his expression in the
episode where Ellie runs for council, when he says,
"...darlin'....sugar....creeeeam puuuuff." That kills me! Was that the
right episode? Sometimes I'm not sure what episode it comes from, but I
just love the scene. Also the one where he tries to break the brick with
his hands. Andy's like, "No ya can't! Naaaaww!" Don's facial
expressions are absolute perfection! Someone should have on a website
all the expressions of Barney. That would be a hoot.
Amy
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Message: 7
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 10:13:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: Lori Foust <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Mayberry Moment
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I had a surprise Mayberry Moment in the church choir a few weeks ago. We were
singing a Spiritual and the choir director reminded us that in this particular
song the word "morning" should be pronounced "mornin' ".
My daughter sits next to me so I leaned over and said "Mornin' Dear". Without
pause my quick witted daughter replied "Mornin' Honey".
The lady who sits on my left side giggled rather charmingly and said " Well I
guess that you are Andy fans too ". She proceeded to tell us that her and her
husband watch TAGS every day possible and even went to Mt. Airy a couple of
years ago.
I thought that rather obsure comment would be a private joke between only true
TAGS fans but that nice lady picked right up on it.
It just goes to show you that TAGS fans are lurking everywhere.
The County Nurse
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Message: 8
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 13:17:16 -0400
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Fish Muddle made easy
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I was reading through "Cooks Illustrated" magazine and they talked about
purchasing the best muddler...
- - - - - -
A muddler is used to "muddle"--or make a mash of--fruits, herbs, and/or spices
in the bottom of a glass to release their flavor when mixing cocktails. In
testing muddlers, we found that a length of about 10 inches was ideal,
providing good leverage, even in a long, narrow highball or Collins glass.
Unfortunately, the only 10-inch muddler we were able to track down had a
coating of varnish that came off when we mashed our limes...
- - - - - -
Perhaps next issue they will test the best way to prepare hogback bone.
Jeff
Raleigh, NC
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Message: 9
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 10:51:41 -0700
From: "laverne defazio" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Aw fer petes sake
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" Please in a nice kinda hopin' you'll understand way....."(Andy)
Stop snarky remarks about Helen. Sheesh
. She has sent me so many nice hacksaws and files to the big house.
Remember she and Andy did get married. Be nice Maude
--
laverne defazio
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Message: 10
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 13:26:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: Kim <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: barney & bats
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One of my favorite Barney facial expressions is in the episode "The case of the
punch in the nose". He and Andy are talking in the Barber shop, and in the
background you can hear Floyd and Mr. Foley arguing. Then you hear the punch.
The look on Barn's face is hysterical.
I have another bat story. Last evening I was feeling run down so I went to bed
about 8:00. Earlier in the evening a large moth flew into our living room. My
husband enjoys creatchters so he didn't put it out. It's wingspan had to be 4
to 5 inches across and it had fuzzy intenai. I awoke later being thirsty.
When I went in, the big moth was on the wall. In the dim light it looked like
a bat. In my drowsy state I thought to myself, "sometimes I like to see a
bat". I know Barney would tell me what he said to Otis about seeing bats.
Kim - Wylie, TX
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Message: 11
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 08:14:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: Mike Zimmerman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: RE: Subject: Barney's weight
To: [email protected]
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>On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 17:46:30 -0500 (CDT), you wrote:
> I still have mine, but don't use it much anymore.
Can't get into the uniform. It appear to have shrunk,
especially around the waist.....
just by hanging in the closet! I wonder what causes
that?
That happened to Barney too, so don't worry about the
weight problem.
>You remember - 138, 138 and 1/2 - he was up and down.
Hey do you all remember when Barney turned downed a
slice of apple pie for desert from Aunt Bee? (I think
it was in the ep. Opie and the merry men or something
like that)...Well his response was "apple pie was just
loaded with carbohydrates and glucose"...Don't you get
it? He was years before his time. This was before the
Atkins diet was so popular...Barney really hit the
nail right on the head with that one!
I've always wondered why Barney didn't capitalize on
the diet craze by coming out with a diet book. Perhaps
he could have entitled it " Everything I eat turns to
muscle...Thats the mark of us Fifes"
Over & Under,
Zman
"It's good to eat though"
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