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Today's Topics:
1. Rain in Mayberry ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
2. Mulberry Squezzin's / "official shine taste tester". (Mike Zimmerman)
3. pictures and stuff (Steve and Jenny Chapman)
4. Blue Ridge Jamboree (Jeff Koontz)
5. Re: WBMUTBB digest, Vol 1 #921 - 9 msgs ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
6. RE: TV Land Award Show ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
7. Barney Talents, the whole list, part 1 (GRITTON, JOE A (AIT))
8. Barney Fife Talents Part 2 (GRITTON, JOE A (AIT))
9. Re: WBMUTBB digest, Vol 1 #921 - 9 msgs (m white)
10. Rain, rain, go away (Carol)
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Message: 1
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 08:36:40 EST
Subject: Rain in Mayberry
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
It was a rainy day in Mayberry on the day when the gold shipment came through
town. Also Mayberry got a heavy rain when the gypsies lifted their curse.
Also it was raining the night Andy and Barney went to Sam Becker's farm.
I also thought of a few more practical jokes Andy played on Barn.
1. Kept Barney in the cell when he locked himself in.
2. Called the diner for a trouble check.
3. Read a fake label on Barney's aftershave and said "Caution, user should
wear gloves."
4. Talked in Barney's two way radio while he was installing it. Made Barney
really jump.
5. Kept telling Barney he couldn't break a board with his karate chop until
Barney hit it and
hurt his hand.
Ken
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Message: 2
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 05:58:18 -0800 (PST)
From: Mike Zimmerman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Mulberry Squezzin's / "official shine taste tester".
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: Barney's Multiple Talents!
>Lest not forget barney's ability as a "official
>shine taste tester".
Hey what about the time when the Darling Boys told
him it was just mulberry squezzin's in the jar.
Zman,
Ayden, NC
Home of the world famous collard festival
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Message: 3
From: "Steve and Jenny Chapman"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]@frontiernet.net>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: pictures and stuff
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 10:37:08 -0500
Hey everybody...
I haven't posted in SO long!!! But, I've enjoyed YOUR postings!
I wanted to tell Bart how much I enjoyed the pictures that he's made available
to us. Those are so great! I'm looking forward to getting some to frame and
display in my den!
I also want to ask this... sorry for doing it here, but I don't have the email
address... Mary Alice Tyler... I need to have a confirmation of your having
received that money order, if you don't mind. I'm cleaning out my desk, and I
didn't want to throw away my receipt until I know FOR SURE that you have it.
Thanks!
Okay... enough of that... I bought the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd seasons of The Dick
Van Dyke Show on DVD. You know... the seasons collection... They are so well
done! Makes me want all of the Andy's on DVD even more! Any word on that?
Well... good to "talk" to y'all. Mary Alice, PLEASE let me know something...
and, Jenny Flockerzie, I hope you and your new husband are doing great and
settling well into married life!
Okay... gotta go! My tires are chalked and Barney's comin'!
Jenny
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Message: 4
From: "Jeff Koontz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "WBMUTBB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Blue Ridge Jamboree
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 11:41:57 -0500
Next Saturday, March 20th will be another fun Mayberry night in Mount Airy
at the Andy Griffith Playhouse. WBMTBB member Jeff Branch (aka Howard
Sprague) will be there with his band "The Local Darlins from Oakboro" to
perform at the Blue Ridge Jamboree, hosted by David Browning, "The Mayberry
Deputy."
Tickets are available at the door or you can get more information and
pre-order online at www.surryarts.org. Doc Watson will be at the Playhouse
this coming Friday. It's BIG!
Jeff
Raleigh, NC
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Message: 5
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 13:15:56 EST
Subject: Re: WBMUTBB digest, Vol 1 #921 - 9 msgs
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Apparently Yankees love Andy as much as we do. This lovely sketch showed up
in one of the New England graphics mags that I belong to.
The artist isn't looking for the credit I guess.....
[demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of andy
griffith.jpg]
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Message: 6
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 13:45:42 EST
Subject: RE: TV Land Award Show
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Dear Allan,
I assumed you have the data for the TV Land Awards Show for just to make
sure
I'm sending this along. The Award Show will be on March 17 Wednesday 9pm 0n
CH 69 TV Land. You can watch it without renting a Tux.
Harve
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Message: 7
From: "GRITTON, JOE A (AIT)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Barney Talents, the whole list, part 1
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 14:38:36 -0500
Well, we came up with quite an impressive list. I put them in categories,
and added a few while typing up. Most of these areas, Barney proclaimed
himself to be an expert, but we added a few more, just based on our
observations of our favorite Deputy. What to do with this list? I'm gonna
print it out and check them off when I see Barney display them, and possibly
add to, because I'm sure we missed some.
I'll do this in two parts to help the odds that it goes through.
Barney Fife Talents part 1
Sports-related
Running-won a medal and never took it off
Was called Barney the rabbit
Karate and/or Judo Using his body as a deadly weapon
Slingshot shooting and making
Fishing-catching the big one
Jump Rope-including rhyming jingles
Football throwing-Rifle Fife
Arts-related
Singing-another Leonard Blush in the making
Also could sing acapella and the light classics
Tenor soloist, also got an A in breathing
Harmonica playing
Bongo Drum playing
Cymbal playing
Dancing-Especially in his salt and pepper suit
(just right for the dip)-also Ballroom dancing
Acting-played role of Chief Nugatuck & Bank Robber
Writing Traffic jingles---Walk on the left after dark...
Writing a Movie Script...Fade in
Social Skills
How to enter a Social gathering (proper amenities)
How to conduct yourself at the Esquire Club
How to impress your Girl
Hey there, you're lucky, if you play your cards right......
Without You, I no longer live..
Jaunita Jua Au Au Nita----
I'll be right there for ya if the evening
starts to lag
(been out with a registered nurse)
How to tell when a kiss is coming up
How to keep your girl in your hip pocket
Outdoor pioneering skills
Starting a fire pioneer style
Navigating a way out of being lost using pioneer moxie
Tracking rare birds
Make a snare and catching pheasant
Mental skills
Extra Sensitive Perception
Psychological Therapist (adept at ink-blot test)
Expert on Sigmund Fruud theories
Expert on Mother Figure syndrome
Subterfuge
Communicating through hypnosis with the subconscious sleeper
"Where's the still, Otis?"
Philosophical Meanderings
such as "in our life we travel many roads"
Memorization skills-the Preamble and Officer's Manual
Saying tricky verses such as Peter Piper picked a peck of...
Occupational Skills Non Law enforcement
Selling--Flower seeds, Miracle Salve, Vacuum Cleaners
Real Estate
Investing, stock market, recording industry, coin collecting
Newspaper business
Lawyer skills, such as fighting fire with fire
Carpentry-Fixing Bandstand & building Bert Miller's stand
Book Knowledge
Child Rearing-including number one theory Bud Nipping
Dog behavior
Mountain folklore
Shakespeare "You're not talking to a jerk, ya know"
The Supernatural
Communicating with the dead (Count Instval Telecky)
Creating a cruse (rider dressed in black)
The power of a Chain Letter, rabbit's foot etc.
How to avoid a terrible Hex (Henry Bennett)
Respecting the wishes of the dear departed (Remshaw)
Fortune telling cards
Academic Skills
History-that's his subject
Spelling (chicken, reveng etc.)
Genealogy--descendant of Nathan Tibbs Phyfe
Poetry-
Spanish language
Avaricious Reader-Police Gazette, Lean-a-month, National
Geographic, girlie magazine articles by famous authors
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Message: 8
From: "GRITTON, JOE A (AIT)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Barney Fife Talents Part 2
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 14:40:23 -0500
Here's the rest of Barney's talents
Deputy/Law Enforcement related
Sniffing out stills
Busting up stills Pow Pow Pow
Sampling and tasting moonshine
Bullet Maintenance
Fast Draw (so fast its never been photographed)
Gun Safety (except for a few misfires)
Jail psychology--No fun when that iron door slams shut
Rules of the Rock
Prisoner rehabilitation (metal craft set etc.)
Shakedowns
Pistol Shooting (and Shooting gallery pinging)
Fingerprint expert
Electronal marvels such as
high-speed reconnaissance and electronic intercom snooping
Sobriety testing (peter piper nose pinching test)
Master of Disguise
Cleaning Lady, Gambling Lady, Bride, Mannequin, gangster
Big-time gambler, Veterinarian,
Motorcycle riding, speed traps,
Writing letters of resignation
Writing tickets and knowing all the codes
Missing persons reports
Running a political campaign, Debating
Identifying cases of Malfeasance
Making a Moulage to catch a cow thief
Bulletin Board Organization & File cabinet organization
Preventing jailbreaks & then catching crooks when they do
Choosing, training and motivating new deputies
Animal Related
Dog Training
How to talk to birds, how they talk back
How to feed a tiger & other animals
How to lead a goat
The inner-thoughts of Giraffes
How Dogs look out for each other
Misc Skills
Sewing
Knitting
Telling time with his stomach
Pulling a egg out of a bottle
Voice disguises (Opie Taylor Senior)
Everything he eats going straight to muscle
Cooking Chili
Fund Raising (save the Scobies)
Match-making finding a wife for Andy
Witness in Court -Standing up for Andy
Gift selection (such as septic tank & cheap fur)
I just love to make lists
The Untrained Voice.
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Message: 9
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 14:40:06 -0800 (PST)
From: m white <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: WBMUTBB digest, Vol 1 #921 - 9 msgs
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
TAGS fans,
Was watching a DVD of the Dick Van Dyke Show that had
a segment from some special in the 1960s called "A Day
in the Life of Sheldon Leonard". There was a brief
clip of he and Andy looking over some footage and
discussing cutting a scene. The scene we can see (but
not hear) has Opie looking on while Andy shaves.
Anyone remember what episode that would have been in?
Sam
http://www.tuttles.net
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Message: 10
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:53:17 -0800 (PST)
From: Carol <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Rain, rain, go away
To: TAGS <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>>I can recall only once when it rained in Mayberry. That was in the "Dogs,
>>>Dogs, Dogs" episode. <<<<<
It rained the night Andy delivered Sam Becker's baby.
Carol
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