I have noticed that in most of the color episodes,it seems that Opie wears the
same multi hued shirt.
Do you think it was his favorite shirt,or a result of studio budget
cuts?Curious.
Dewey in NC
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by Barney.He thinks that he is
smarter than the deputy
because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better
education than a hick cop
from North Carolina.
He decides to have some fun at Barney's expense.Barney says "License and
registration,please".
"What for?" says the lawyer.Barney says,"You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign".
Then the lawyer says,"I slowed down and no one was coming"."You still didn't
come to a complete
stop,says Barney.License and registration,please".The lawyer says,"What's the
difference"?
"The difference is you have to come to a complete stop,that's the law.License
and registration,
please"!
Lawyer says,"If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop,I'll
give you my
license and registration;and you give me the ticket....if not,you let me go and
don't give me the
ticket".
"That sounds fair.Please exit your vehicle,sir" Barney says.
At this point,Barney takes out his nightstick and starts putting lumps on the
lawyer and says
"Do you want me to stop,or just slow down"?
Moral of story:Don't under estimate small town Southern analogy.
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