Matthew Soffen wrote:
>
> At 08:42 AM 6/14/98 -0700, Robert Morse wrote:
> >Got this from another list. Do you think it's true?
> >
> >1. Open a new document in Word
> >2. Type "Unable to follow directions" (without the quotes)
>
> Try this
> 2) I'd love to see you naked
>
> >3. Highlight the entire sentence you just typed
> >4. Click Tools; Language; Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7 to open) the
> >thesaurus)
Try "quality customer service"
Try "Win Blue Screen of Death"
Try "UNIX"
I'll quit now -- a guy here gets about one word funny a week ...
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