At 06:20 PM 6/18/98 -0700, you wrote:
>Matthew Soffen wrote:
>>
>> At 08:42 AM 6/14/98 -0700, Robert Morse wrote:
>> >Got this from another list. Do you think it's true?
>> >
>> >1. Open a new document in Word
>> >2. Type "Unable to follow directions" (without the quotes)
>>
>> Try this
>> 2) I'd love to see you naked
And a couple of new ones :
I hate the witch.
Kill Bill Gates
I love UNIX
I'm against windows
>>
>> >3. Highlight the entire sentence you just typed
>> >4. Click Tools; Language; Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7 to open) the
>> >thesaurus)
>
>
>Try "quality customer service"
>
>Try "Win Blue Screen of Death"
>
>Try "UNIX"
>
>
>I'll quit now -- a guy here gets about one word funny a week ...
Matt Soffen
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Boss - "My boss says we need some eunuch programmers."
Dilbert - "I think he means UNIX and I already know UNIX."
Boss - "Well, if the company nurse comes by, tell her I said
never mind."
- Dilbert -
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