>
>
>
>
>Twas the night before crisis,
>And behind White House doors,
>Not a creature was stirring,
>Especially Al Gore.
>
>The interns were nestled,
>Dressed in their berets,
>In hopes that Saint Bubba
>Would come out to play.
>
>When on the East Lawn,
>There arose such a clatter,
>Even Sam Donaldson
>Lost control of his bladder.
>
>Away to our TVs
>We flew like a flash,
>There's a special report,
>And it's pre-empting M*A*S*H!
>
>And what to our wondering
>Eyes should appear,
>But a homely lil' troll,
>With tapes for us to hear.
>
>With a K-Mart bought blazer,
>And a bad frizzy 'do,
>And a tale to be told-
>To me, and to you.
>
>On the chair! On the carpet!
>On the Oval Office desk!
>With a chubby young intern,
>Who was all eyes and chest.
>
>The Pres had been careless,
>Indeed, dumb and dumber.
>Now the whole world knew
>Bubba Had gotten a hummer.
>
>And Monica Lewinsky
>Emerged from the rubble,
>If she'd just kept her mouth shut,
>We'd not have all this trouble.
>And thus set in motion,
>A whole web o' spiders,
>With pundits galore,
>And "White House insiders."
>
>You ask, "Who would care
>About Bill and his penis?"
>Republican Ken Starr,
>And he's armed with subpoenas!
>
>More rapid than eagles,
>Process servers, they flew!
>"Here's yours! And here's yours
>And here's one for you too!"
>
>"Now Jordan! Now Cockell!
>Is there anyone else?!?
>Let's subpoena the lawyers!
>And Bubba himself!!"
>
>"We want you to tell us
>About Bill's private life,
>And anyone he sleeps with,
>'cept, of course, his wife."
>
>And many months later,
>After long we've all suffered,
>Let's examine more closely
>Just what Starr's uncovered.
>
>We've learned "Little Bill"
>Has a mind of his own,
>And-horror of horrors-
>He likes to get blown!
>
>A funny fact surfaced, After 40 million bucks:
>Seems most people don't care
>Just who Clinton &^%$s
>The economy's great,
>And shows no signs of slowing.
>Hell, we hope Ms. Lewinsky
>NEVER stops blowing!
>
>Now the public's grown weary.
>Will this sleaze never end?
>We just want to get back
>To "E.R.", and to "Friends."
>
>Now Monica, now Linda-
>And Ken Starr, you shmuck-
>Get the hell off my TV,
>Your 15 minutes are up.
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>
... Now can we get on with our life ...
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