On Tue, Nov 03, 1998 at 11:29:31PM -0700, Chad Zimmerman wrote:
> Maybe an IQ test is needed?

Once upon a time, someone on the 'net decided that he had put up with
enough "remove me" and "unscribe" and "unsussubspcribe"  messages.

So he set up a mailing list, whose name I'll omit here because
(a) it doesn't matter and (b) it formed a rather scatalogical acronym.
What's more important was how this mailing list worked: the only
way to get off of it was to send a subscription request to the
appropriate mailing list management agent, e.g.:

        <mailing-list-name>-request@<mailing-list-host)

which is one of the oldest de facto conventions on the 'net, and is
now part of an RFC.  (Oh...the way people got *on* the list was that
someone who was annoyed at them forged a subscription for them.  This
took place in a time period when those techniques weren't well-known,
so it was a reasonably good assumption that only clueful people would
indulge in it.  No longer true.)

The introductory message to the mailing list read as follows:

 > Subject: Welcome, clueless user!
 >
 > Welcome to the [...], an intelligence test for the ignorant and impolite.
 >
 > You have been automatically added to this mailing list because you sent a
 > subscription request like "UNSUB ME" out to the entire readership of a
 > mailing list, instead of sending it to the list server or list maintainer.
 >
 > There is nobody of worth reading this mailing list.  The only way you can
 > become unsubscribed is to figure out the standard way of unsubscribing
 > from an Internet mailing list.  Until that time, you will get these
 > messages regularly.
 >
 > If you made an innocent mistake in sending your "UNSUB ME" out to the
 > entire list, then you will know how to unsubscribe from this list
 > immediately and no harm will be done.
 >
 > If, on the other hand, you simply have no clue how to deal with mailing
 > lists, you'd better start reading up on the subject before you go
 > blundering around again.  Your attention is cordially drawn to the
 > newsgroups news.announce.newusers, news.newusers.questions, and
 > news.answers.
 >
 > Final hint: the mailing list address is [...]
 >
 > Have fun.

Some of us subscribed ourselves to it to watch the ensuing mayhem.

No, I didn't come up with this idea.  Darn it.

---Rsk
Rich Kulawiec
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