<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Oh wait, I nearly forgot! (this was so long ago). More on this
wedding:
>
> Wedding was in the fall, and it was freezing cold outside. Not
exactly
> toasty inside the church either. So we do the processional, and
> bridesmaids and groomsmen are arranged up and down the steps up to
the
> altar on either side. Steps are marble. Shoes are cloth, thin-
soled.
>
> So, ceremony starts. What had been a 20 minute rehearsal with the
> deceptively off-the-cuff remark by the priest: "and here, I'll say
a
> few words about marriage" became an hour-long drunken ramble (I
swear,
> he had been drinking) on matrimony in the middle of the twenty
minutes
> we'd gone over the night before. After 15 minutes I couldn't feel
> anything below my knees. When we went to walk out, I informed the
> groomsman who was escorting me that he was going to have to
virtually
> hold me up. We faked it pretty well.
>
> The entire bridal party beelined it for the bar the moment we got
to
> the reception. It was brutal.
>
Are these people divorced yet?
Clearly, the fates were not smiling upon this marriage.
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