Our hematomahed roommated was well-known for her all-night, screaming sextravaganzas with her boyfriend, so the rest of us were relieved to have a couple months of uninterupted sleep as a result of her accident. But the best part was that we could come home from class every day and ask, "how's the vagina today?"
--- In [email protected], "Ray Bradley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I have been laughing about the hematomhah since I read that :) > > I knew a boy-girl couple in college who were regularly having intimate > relations, and, from a sheer physics standpoint, I'm not sure how. The > height and weight differences were amazing. He was 6'3", around 300 > lbs., played football, and she was maybe 5'1", 110 lbs., and played > board games. > > One day, we heard she had to be taken to the hospital. When she got > back on campus, she was wearing some strange metal frame around her > midsection. We asked what happened - poor dear looked like she'd been > in a car accident. > > Nope. They had merely decided to change positions. Before, she had > always rode on top. This time, he got on top...and broke that booty. > > Try explaining THAT one to the insurance company...and your parents! > > - Ray > > > > > --- In [email protected], "dvm8375" <muellerdana@> > wrote: > > > > That happened to one of my college roommates, and she ended up with > > a hematoma on her hoo-hah. She had to take the rest of the semester > > off and lie with her mid-section elevated for most of the day. I'm > > sure it was horrible for her, but it was incredibly humorous to her > > roommates, evil bitches that we were. > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
