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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #58
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Software Recommendation
=> Funny Autoresponder
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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Scientists are placing bets on how many genes there are
in the human DNA code. A recent prediction from researchers
that there are only about 35,000 human genes is now being
challenged. Scientists are betting $5 a time on the final total,
with the nearest prediction taking the pot in two years time.
Dr William Haseltine, of US firm Human Genome Sciences
Inc, believes researchers missed more than two-thirds of
the genes in their haste to produce a human DNA map.
A pool run by the Sanger Centre, the British partner in the
Human Genome Project, is taking maximum bets of $5
(about �3.50) now and $20 (about �14) next year.
Doctors in Arizona removed a worm from a woman's brain.
3 years ago, Dawn Becerra ate a pork taco while vacationing
in Mexico. Becerra said the treat not only made her ill for 3
weeks, it left something behind -something in her brain. She
began suffering seizures. Doctors at the Mayo Clinic discovered
that Becerra had a worm inside her head. Last November, she
was told that if she wanted to live a normal, seizure-free life, she
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check up for six months.
Frankfurt on Oder, Germany. Prosecutors were investigating
a 22-year-old woman on suspicion she killed her newborn
baby amid media reports the infant had been flushed down
a toilet.Police searched her room at a youth home but were
unable to find the infant. They then examined the sewage
system at the home and found the corpse of the infant,
which was estimated to have been born two months
prematurely, caught in a drainpipe.
London -Fed up with a commuter car being parked outside
your house? Phone the police and they will blow it up for you.
A caller believed to be a disgruntled London resident warned
police about a suspect vehicle. Worried about public safety
after a spate of suspected Irish Republican bombings in
London, police responded swiftly by blowing up the car,
reported to be a 20,000 pounds Alfa Romeo. The 'controlled
explosion' caused commuter chaos as parts of key underground
lines were closed and roads shut at the height of the evening
rush hour while police swooped on the car. Nearby houses
were evacuated. Police denied that the caller had used a coded
warning similar to the one given before the bomb exploded
outside the BBC building.
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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