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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
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=> New sites
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=> Weird News
=> Software Recommendation
=> Funny Autoresponder
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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WEIRD NEWS
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Professor Stephen Hawking is to replace his American
accent with an English one thanks to a Indian software
developer. Hawking dislikes the American accent of his
electronic voice that's transmitted from the computerised
machine fixed to his wheelchair. He visited India recently
and agreed to a suggestion to upgrade the software. He
will decide on his new accent this summer.
A naked road race in Michigan attracted just 24 runners
and 7,000 spectators. The Naked Mile, an annual tradition
organised by students at the University of Michigan, was
run in sub-zero temperatures. Police believe the weather,
and the threat of arrest, kept the number of runners down.
Three thousand had been expected. In a campaign before
the race, the police had even threatened to put those arrested
at the event on a list of sexual offenders. Twelve people were
arrested for offences ranging from indecent exposure to
drugs possession, reports the ClickonDetroit website.
A Texas website selling vests with 'wife beater' on the front
offers to put cigarette burns and stains on them for an extra
charge. The Wife Beaters.com site has caused outrage in
the US. One columnist with the Boston Globe says it makes
her 'stomach turn'. The site has a 'Hall of Fame' which includes
Ike Turner, Mike Tyson and John Wayne Bobbit. The cigarette
burns and blood and brake fluid stains add around 70p to the
original �14 price. The site also says it has a special offer, for
"Convicted Wife Beaters Only". It says: "Buy one 'Wife Beater'
T-shirt and get the second one half price."
Australian Star Wars fans are being warned not to list their
religion as Jedi on their census forms. The Australian Bureau
of Statistics says anyone providing false information on their
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warning follows an e-mail campaign to have Jedi recognised
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of
your life in which you will be happy to hear that the phone
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"Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for
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"I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light
travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in
the dark once I arrive at my destination."
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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